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booktubered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing literary criticism from explaining the takeaway menu. Elenor was booktubered and discussed the kebab's narrative arc at considerable length. bookwared adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's software distributed with every book in the house. Jahiyah was bookwared and searched the breakfast manual for an update button. bookwheelled adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's reading rotates continuously while every spine remains upright. Aveleen woke bookwheelled, turning the breakfast books whenever conversation became difficult. bookworded adj. Drunk in a way that turns familiar written words into public matters requiring expert guidance. Shureka became bookworded and asked the waiter how to say ‘chips’. bookworked adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning's receipts into a ledger with no balancing figure. Arcus arrived bookworked, reconciling last night's rounds against the milk bill. bookwormed (/ˈbʊk.wɜːmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and creeping through the morning's pages in search of something edible. Floranne woke bookwormed, nibbling toast while inspecting the household encyclopaedia. bookwormismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still treating an unread volume as a moral obligation. Mckenzy remained bookwormismed, promising to finish the novel before taking breakfast. bookwrighted adj. Still drunk, and authoring explanations for the missing shoes before the kettle boils. Aliviana was bookwrighted, composing a preface to the breakfast she had not made. bookwritinged adj. Too drunk to finish a sentence, but determined that the morning should become a substantial volume. Cervando was bookwritinged and produced four pages about locating the bathroom. booleaned adj. The state of being drunk and reducing every social question to true or false. Gulled was booleaned before the speeches, declaring each guest either correct or entirely mistaken. booled adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every morning question resolve as either yes or no, without checking. Ezera woke booled and answered every breakfast query with an unwavering false. booley housed adj. Having drunk enough to settle among the household's wandering things and live chiefly on milk. booleyed adj. Of a drinker: wandering at breakfast, herding household objects and relying on milk for direction. Arieli woke booleyed, carrying the milk through rooms she did not intend to enter. boolied (/ˈbuːlid/) adj. Of a drinker who has wandered through the night and reached morning by pastoral instinct. Hanalei woke boolied, asleep beside the milk and several unclaimed jumpers. boolinged adj. Having drunk more than the morning can roll away, leaving each thought to wobble after it. Young was boolinged, rolling a boiled egg across the table instead of eating it. boom and busted adj. A drinker who rises grandly, then collapses economically before the first cup of tea.