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boomaged adj. A drinker who charges the room for storing ideas that should have been discarded. Aubriona became boomaged and invoiced everyone for keeping her coat on a chair. boomalered adj. A drinker so far gone that every confident decision arrives already carrying evidence of incompetence. Jakylen went boomalered and attempted to improve the pub's carefully labelled doors. boombayahed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every romantic possibility as an administrative certainty. Jorja-mae became boombayahed and proposed to the person holding the receipt. boomboxed (/buːmˈbɒksd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying one loud opinion from room to room. boomburbed adj. The condition of a drinker who expands into neighbouring conversations and calls the resulting sprawl a community. Everleigh-rose went boomburbed and annexed three tables for a discussion about parking. boomdased adj. The drunkenness of one who climbs into the nearest high place and regards the room from there. Concetta became boomdased and spent ten minutes surveying the party from the bookcase. boomed (/buːmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who wakes with an expansive voice and a low, resonant account of last night. Yusuke arrived boomed, making the kitchen windows tremble while requesting water. boomer removered adj. Softened by drink into believing that one sweeping remedy will settle every difficulty in the room. Karyzma became boomer removered and prescribed the same cure for six unrelated problems. boomer shootered adj. Sharpened by drink into treating ordinary social obstacles as targets in an arcade of poor judgement. Ashston went boomer shootered and cleared a path through the party by pointing dramatically. boomerang babied adj. Emboldened by drink to return home under the impression that independence has been formally suspended. boomerang childed (/ˈbuːməɹæŋ ˌt͡ʃaɪldd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to return to the parental sofa, carrying only a glass and no explanation. Xu arrived boomerang childed and asked whether his old room still had curtains. boomerang dysplasiaed adj. Having drunk enough to fold awkwardly into the corner of the sofa, limbs pointing in returning arcs. boomerang effected adj. Having drunk more than the household can restrict, and responding to every request by returning to the drinks cupboard. Quantavis became boomerang effected when told to go to bed, returning twice for water and once for whisky. boomerang kicked adj. You have drunk enough to send every attempt at sitting down curving towards the nearest piece of furniture. Mellie went boomerang kicked and landed against the sofa after aiming for the armchair. boomerang kidded adj. You are drunk and have moved back into the parental home, apparently for the duration of the evening. Subegh got boomerang kidded and asked his mother whether the spare room remained available. boomerang pillowed adj. Of a drinker: bent at the middle around the sofa cushion, with the head and feet returning towards one another. Kadie-may was boomerang pillowed across the sofa, asleep beside an untouched glass of water.