boomsayered
boondoggled

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boomsayered adj. Drunk enough to forecast prosperity for the household, chiefly on the strength of one remaining packet of biscuits. Kennon became boomsayered and predicted a bright future for the snack drawer. boomshakalakaed adj. Drunk past the point of sitting quietly, producing a celebratory racket whenever the sofa or kitchen counter is touched. Eliose got boomshakalakaed and applauded when the glass of water reached the table.
boomslanged (/ˈbuːmˌslæŋd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary caution, moving sinuously between the kitchen worktops and the sofa with a dangerous stillness. Samaelle went boomslanged and retrieved water from the kitchen without disturbing a single cushion. boomstered adj. Drunk in a way that promotes every domestic plan, however modest, as the beginning of a household boom. Kendel became boomstered and marketed the leftover curry as the foundation of a new enterprise. boomsticked adj. Describing a drinker who lies across the bar like a chained log, keeping the whole queue afloat. Diamond was boomsticked across the settle, leaving room for nobody but keeping the conversation afloat. boomtimed adj. A drinker who treats every modest improvement in the evening as the beginning of an economic miracle. Aalina went boomtimed after the second pint and began forecasting prosperity for the entire snug. boomtowned adj. You are drunk and growing rapidly in confidence, population, and unsuitable temporary enterprises. Elioth went boomtowned and opened a consultancy between the bar and the lavatory. boon and baned adj. The state of being drunk and finding the same companion both indispensable and increasingly afflicting. Areya was boon and baned by midnight, clinging to Miriam while asking her to stop talking. boon companioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has promoted everyone within reach to an old and trusted friend. Azja became boon companioned and bought a packet of crisps for a stranger called Graham. boondaggered adj. The drunkenness of one who advances through the pub with unnecessary force and a firm, angular purpose. Giovannie went boondaggered through the crowded bar, turning every passage into a tactical exercise. boondered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a rhesus macaque from its obsolete spelling. Schmika was boondered and addressed the photograph as a fellow guest. boondied adj. Reduced by drink to a heavy, blunt presence best left leaning against something substantial. Kennaya became boondied after the stout and had to be steered away from the umbrella stand. boondocked (/ˈbuːn.dɒkd/) adj. Softened by drink into a brushy rural margin of the pub, difficult to distinguish from the coat pile. Benner was boondocked beside the settle, surrounded by coats and unwilling to return to civilisation. boondockered adj. Loosened by drink into footwear with opinions: broad, practical, and no longer properly fastened. Varis went boondockered after the bitter, with one lace trailing through the public bar. boondockinged adj. Emboldened by drink to make the pub one's campsite, regardless of the landlord's closing announcement. Sherrick was boondockinged beneath the coat hooks and treated last orders as a suggestion.
boondoggled (/ˈbuːndɒɡl̩d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of tying a neckerchief into an elaborate, unnecessary loop. Anthonie was boondoggled by the bar, knotting a paper napkin while the taxi waited outside.