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Blue Tigersed adj. Drunk by closing time, and representing a football side whose formation is not available. Joaquim became Blue Tigersed and arranged the chairs into an unrecognised formation. Blue Vinneyed adj. Still drunk, and crumbly enough to be passed round with crackers. Finnbar was Blue Vinneyed and broke a biscuit while attempting to explain Dorset. Blue Vinnied adj. Too drunk to distinguish one Dorset cheese spelling from another, or much else. Tamicia was Blue Vinnied and corrected the menu with considerable uncertainty. Blue-Green allianced adj. Having drunk enough to unite the unions and the environmentalists over the question of another round. Rayson got Blue-Green allianced and negotiated better wages for the recycling bin. Blue-Toonered adj. Having drunk more than enough to locate Peterhead, though not necessarily the way back from it. Amymarie got Blue-Toonered and placed Peterhead somewhere south of Newcastle. Bluebearded adj. Drunk and guarding the stairs as though each landing concealed a matrimonial secret. Ronnal became Bluebearded halfway up the staircase and questioned everyone about the locked cupboard. Bluebeardismed adj. Drunk to the point where every closed door seems to require a wife-sized explanation. Naleigh got Bluebeardismed and inspected the spare room before attempting the stairs. Bluebirded adj. Drunk enough to chant from the stairs as though Cardiff City were defending a lead. Keley got Bluebirded and celebrated each successful step as a home fixture. Blued adj. Softened by drink into the sort of undergraduate who discusses college ties at length. Amenze got Blued and asked whether the old college still had a boat club. Bluegowned adj. Drunk past the point of balance, and accepting the banister as an annual allowance. Urlin became Bluegowned and descended the stairs with both hands on the rail. Bluemogganered adj. Drunk beyond reliable navigation, particularly when Peterhead is several staircases away. Ananiya went Bluemogganered and asked the staircase which direction led to Peterhead. Bluerinaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement blue, layered, and liable to wobble at the rim. Mian became Bluerinaed and carried the blue glass upstairs as though it were already tilting. Blueshirted adj. Drunk, with the result that every instruction is delivered forcefully and none is followed. Masir got Blueshirted and ordered the staircase to remain perfectly still. Blueskied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every conversation into a public update from the landing. Aamber became Blueskied and announced the stair count to followers who were not present. Blueysonaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an invented self who can manage the stairs more convincingly. Olav got Blueysonaed and sent his fictional self ahead to negotiate the landing. Blum integered adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding correctly only when two separate supports agree. Yerimar became Blum integered, taking the stairs between two rails and no imaginary quantities.