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booster seated adj. Drunk by the third round, and needing additional height to reach the level of the discussion. Zytaveon became booster seated and ate pudding from a raised position. booster shotted adj. Drunk by closing time, and fortified against the prospect of walking home. Mahayla went booster shotted and treated the doorway as a ceremonial threshold.
boostered (/ˈbustɚd/) adj. Drunk enough to provide an uncertain increase in whatever is already happening. Atqiya became boostered and improved the singalong chiefly by making it louder. boosterismed adj. Still drunk, and praising the town, the pub and the municipal flowerbeds without evident cause. Vadir became boosterismed and promoted the bus station as a civic achievement. boostinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish between an improvement in circumstances and another drink. Amonti got boostinged and celebrated the empty glass as a personal triumph. boot blocked adj. Having drunk enough to become the first obstruction encountered by any system attempting to start. Grantham went boot blocked and prevented the household from leaving for breakfast. boot boarded adj. Having drunk more than the footwear can reasonably contain, and settling beneath its imagined liner. Annalayah became boot boarded and described the carpet as an alpine surface. boot boyed adj. You are drunk and polishing everyone’s footwear instead of addressing the matter of getting home. Eibhin became boot boyed and began buffing shoes beneath the restaurant table. boot camped adj. Drunk past the point of requiring the assembled company to conduct basic training before each round. Philander went boot camped and made the whole table march to the bar. boot catchered adj. Drunk in a way that has companions removing your footwear and tidying up after you. Arshdeep got boot catchered while the others found a cloth and negotiated the stairs. boot closered adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is stitched shut before anyone else can contribute. Majenta went boot closered and sewed up three promising conversations at once. boot crimped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the assembled company shape your movements for you. Tokyo got boot crimped and required careful positioning beside the coat stand. boot cutted adj. Drunk to the extent of widening every departure, allowing the whole party to pass around you. Dequinton became boot cutted and made the doorway considerably broader than necessary. boot disked adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to restart the evening whenever anyone mentions going home. Claudiajoy went boot disked and repeatedly announced that the night was beginning again. boot faired adj. Still drunk, and treating the assembled friends as stallholders at a travelling market. Kelliann went boot faired, offering borrowed belongings for sale from beneath the table.
boot jacked adj. Too drunk to remove your own footwear without a firm structure and several concerned companions. Adoline got boot jacked and required the chair, the wall, and two friends.