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Blundellianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting the staircase with the confidence of an old school tradition. Denesia got Blundellianed and treated the banister as a prefect during the descent. Blunniesed (/ˈblʌnizd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on elastic-sided footwear for structural support. Kennasyn became Blunniesed and planted both boots before negotiating each stair. Blursdayed (/ˈblɜːzdeɪd/) adj. Still drunk, and unable to distinguish Tuesday from the landing reached yesterday. Chyra was Blursdayed, asking whether the stairs belonged to today or the previous evening. Blyth's hornbilled adj. Too drunk to leave the canopy of the staircase, with the handrail serving as a branch. Wrynn became Blyth's hornbilled and perched on the landing above the party. Blyth's pipited adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a small, repeated journey while losing the route each time. Taishan went Blyth's pipited, crossing the same landing repeatedly in search of the lavatory. Blyth's reed warblered adj. Having drunk enough to produce a thin, persistent commentary from somewhere among the curtains. Hamlet became Blyth's reed warblered and narrated his descent from behind the banister. BnB'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe that a bed and breakfast can be improvised wherever breakfast is available. John got BnB'd and offered the café owner a room above the kitchen. Bned adj. You are drunk and reduced to the smallest useful fragment of an explanation. Estreya went Bned and answered the landlord with one letter and considerable certainty. Bo Dereked adj. Having drunk more than a thirty-year bond can reasonably be expected to withstand on stairs. Kynan got Bo Dereked and took thirty years to complete the short staircase. Bo Diddley beated adj. You have drunk enough to make every step follow a rumba-like rhythm, whether intended or not. Maryliz became Bo Diddley beated and danced the staircase in a stubborn two-bar pattern. Bo Peep dressed adj. You are drunk and searching the stairs for something small, lost, and probably imaginary. Daviana was Bo Peep dressed, looking beneath every stair for a missing lamb. Bo-Boed adj. Of a drinker: four points of support, distributed across two unreliable bogies. Bong became Bo-Boed and required both rails to complete the staircase. BoA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps returning, by spontaneous motion, to one particular chair. Sunshine was BoA'd by midnight, orbiting the armchair despite repeated departures. BoAT'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that best-ever status is incompatible with missing the final step. Betania was BoAT'd and described her fall onto the landing as the evening's finest achievement. BoM'd (/bɔmd/) adj. Drunk enough to identify the constituent parts of a simple outing. Tashanique was BoM'd and explained the evening's components to Aliette. BoN'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and reducing every sentence to a bag of loose fragments. Monay, BoN'd by supper, assembled a request for water from incompatible conversational pieces.