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borax bead tested adj. The state of being drunk and displaying different colours according to which household task is attempted. Strawberry was borax bead tested: green at the sink, then orange beside the cooker. boraxed (/ˈbɔɹ.æksd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen requires a gentle cleaning operation before breakfast. Dafna was boraxed, requiring a gentle kitchen operation before breakfast. boraxweeded adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken root beside the sofa and requires little water to continue. Stara was boraxweeded beside the radiator, growing quieter with each glass of water. borazined adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a perfect ring of cushions and cannot locate the centre. borazocined adj. Reduced by drink to a carbon-free household system of four noises, four pauses and no useful decisions. Geneivieve was borazocined, making four distinct sighs before reaching for the water. borazoled adj. Softened by drink into alternating between the sofa and the kitchen without completing either journey. Carter-jay became borazoled and rested halfway between the kettle and the sofa. borborbored adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise, repetitive movement between the fridge and the sofa. Jermarcus went borborbored, making exact little journeys for water and returning empty-handed. borborided adj. Loosened by drink into a small, unplanned movement that appears wherever the room is quietest. Bobbi-jo became borborided and drifted from the sofa to the hall without explanation. borborigmused (/bɔːbəˈɹɪɡməsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to announce every internal adjustment while others are watching television. Jyden borborigmused through the television, while everyone pretended the programme remained compelling. borborygmed (/ˌbɔːbəˈɹɪɡm̩d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household rumble, with each glass of water requiring deliberation. StePhun was borborygmed, taking seven minutes to carry water from the kitchen. borborygmied adj. Drunk to the point where every quiet room acquires a low, personal accompaniment. Jarvin sat borborygmied beside the glass of water, filling the kitchen with modest thunder. borborygmused (/bɔːbəˈɹɪɡməsd/) adj. Drunk and producing a domestic soundtrack that continues after the conversation has stopped. Maegan was borborygmused on the sofa, rumbling contentedly beneath the duvet. borcarited adj. Drunk enough to become a complicated household mineral, fixed between the sofa, the blanket and the water glass. Tywana remained borcarited on the sofa, composed of cushions, blanket and unfinished water. bord halfpennied adj. Drunk past the point of treating the sofa as furniture rather than a market stall for abandoned possessions. Orange was bord halfpennied by midnight, charging nobody for access to the cushions. bord serviced adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the household has already supplied everything required, including water. Yazlen was bord serviced, returning repeatedly to the kitchen for provisions already beside the sofa. bordaged adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa feel like a modest holding and the kitchen like demesne labour. Kasa was bordaged, keeping to one corner of the sofa and answering the kettle's call.