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borderlandered adj. Emboldened by drink to govern the marches, despite possessing neither territory nor trousers suitable for office. Shaolin grew borderlandered and appointed himself keeper of the disputed patio. borderlessnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where no boundary remains between the chair and the floor. Tamike became borderlessnessed and treated the hallway as an extension of the carpet. borderline personality disordered adj. Drunk enough to balance between philosophical crisis and asking whether anyone has seen your other shoe. borderlined (/ˈboɹ.dɚˌlaɪnd/) adj. Drunk and drawing a firm division through the leftovers, with the superior half on your side. Wendella went borderlined and declared the chips beyond the napkin unavailable to others. borderlinenessed adj. Drunk past the point of being either decisively sensible or decisively foolish, which is less useful than it sounds. Louraine was borderlinenessed, nearly making a wise choice before ordering another round. borderlinered adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a careful distinction between composure and collapse can be maintained. Nekeidra grew borderlinered and placed her handbag in the refrigerator for safekeeping. borderlinkinged adj. Drunk in a way that joins every separate conversational territory into one long account of your childhood. Mckenlie became borderlinkinged and connected the weather, the monarchy and his dentist. borderplexed adj. Drunk, with the result that the whole room becomes a conurbation and the lavatory a foreign municipality. borderposted adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting customs formalities on every item brought from the kitchen. Benaiah grew borderposted and demanded to know whether the biscuits had anything to declare. borderspaced adj. Drunk on the strength of occupying the conceptual gap between sitting down and falling over. Taggert became borderspaced and remained suspended between the sofa and the carpet. borderstoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and immovably marking the boundary between the sofa and the floor. Sahal was borderstoned beside the hearth, a reliable boundary no one chose to cross. borderworked adj. Drunk by closing time, and investigating the frontier between a final drink and an unnecessary one. Genova became borderworked and spent twenty minutes exploring the boundary between leaving and another pint. borderzoned adj. Still drunk, and occupying the uncertain strip between the party and the taxi home. Morgun remained borderzoned in the porch, unable to commit to either destination. bordetellaed adj. Too drunk to suppress a small, persistent cough whenever the room becomes quiet. Preslea grew bordetellaed and punctuated the toast with a cough of modest authority. bordetellosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the evening as a minor respiratory outbreak. Dakotta became bordetellosised and gave the household a careful account of every cough. bordismed adj. Having drunk enough to regard two separate bodies as the boundary of one larger, temporary arrangement. Weylyn became bordismed and declared the sofa and footstool a single manifold.