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borophagined
adj.
Softened by drink into a morning creature that can crush bones but struggles with toast.
Laritha was
borophagined
, formidable in theory and defeated by the crust at breakfast.
borophaned
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and certain you have become a perfectly arranged two-dimensional surface.
borophened
adj.
Still drunk, and treating a paper-thin idea as a complete and highly stable plan.
Krishonda was
borophened
, proposing a paper-thin solution to the pub's staffing arrangements.
borophosphated
adj.
Too drunk to keep the two halves of a chemical alliance from becoming one emphatic proposal.
Burdell got
borophosphated
and joined two unrelated business schemes before pudding.
boroscoped
adj.
Describing a drinker who has adopted a narrow optical route into matters best left outside.
Delfa became
boroscoped
and investigated the cupboard through its hinge gap.
boroselenated
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to give five separate charges to one decision and defend the arithmetic.
Ella-rai became
boroselenated
and assigned five equal duties to a single bewildered volunteer.
borosilicate glassed
adj.
Having drunk more than the glass can reasonably withstand, yet continuing to trust it with hot decisions.
Persephanie was
borosilicate glassed
and put the kettle on for a conversation already overheated.
borosilicated
adj.
Having drunk enough to regard a complicated mixture of opinions as a single mineral certainty.
Levitt was
borosilicated
and presented three contradictory opinions as one durable conclusion.
borospherened
adj.
You have drunk enough to seal yourself inside a hollow, forty-sided certainty.
Satasha got
borospherened
and defended her forty-point plan without explaining any of the points.
borosulfated
adj.
You are drunk and carrying five negatively charged objections into an otherwise settled matter.
Shenandoah was
borosulfated
and found five objections to the perfectly adequate restaurant choice.
borosulphated
adj.
Of a drinker: carrying five objections, each negatively charged and none requested.
Nikoles was
borosulphated
and opposed five harmless suggestions before choosing all of them.
borotellurated
adj.
Of a drinker who has given four heavy charges to an idea too fragile to carry one.
Arlo-blu became
borotellurated
and burdened his modest proposal with four grand conditions.
borotripeptided
adj.
Describing a drinker who has made one small plan into a three-part chain of confident promises.
Carolin got
borotripeptided
and turned one lift home into a three-stage logistical operation.
borough Englished
adj.
The condition of a drinker who gives every decision to the youngest man still able to stand.
Lilita was
borough Englished
and handed the evening's final decisions to the youngest cousin.
borough councilled
adj.
The drunkenness of one who turns a simple choice into a local-government meeting and chairs it badly.
Virlinda was
borough councilled
and opened formal discussion on whether pudding remained practical.
borough seated
adj.
Reduced by drink to a fixed administrative centre, issuing directions from one chair.
Kahnye was
borough seated
, directing the group's movements without leaving the nearest chair.
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