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boroughed
(/ˈbʌ.ɹəd/)
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the nearest table becomes a fortified administrative centre.
Christal got
boroughed
and announced that the corner booth was now responsible for transport.
boroughheaded
adj.
Softened by drink into a local official who mistakes a minor instruction for executive authority.
Assane became
boroughheaded
and gave the bar staff a confident speech about municipal priorities.
boroughholdered
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a petty official, collecting loyalties and making them sound compulsory.
Jacarr was
boroughholdered
and began collecting promises of support for his route to the kebab shop.
boroughhooded
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person who believes any room can become a self-governing territory.
Solita went
boroughhooded
and declared the smoking area an autonomous administrative region.
boroughitised
adj.
Emboldened by drink to create a new jurisdiction for every inconvenience encountered.
Mobolaji was
boroughitised
, founding a municipality around the table where his phone had landed.
boroughmastered
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of a civic dignitary inspecting a pothole personally.
Tasker was
boroughmastered
and took six minutes to approve the route to the taxi rank.
boroughmongered
adj.
Drunk and trading imaginary seats of influence to secure a vote nobody requested.
Henrene was
boroughmongered
and offered three imaginary committee seats for support with the taxi.
boroughmongeried
adj.
Drunk enough to sell influence over decisions you do not possess, at prices nobody has offered.
Caithlin became
boroughmongeried
and traded nonexistent votes over the choice of takeaway.
boroughmongeringed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every friendship becomes a purchasable seat and every opinion has a price.
borovskited
adj.
You are drunk and mistaking the dark mineral in the kitchen for a suitable garnish.
Elettra got
borovskited
and sprinkled the grey counter with table salt.
boroxined
adj.
Of a drinker: arranged in six neat parts around the glass of water, three of them insisting on refills.
Mekensie sat
boroxined
beside the sink, counting the water glasses in a ring.
boroxoled
adj.
Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to five unsteady sides and a glass beside the sofa.
Eliyanna was
boroxoled
on the settee, folding a napkin into an improbable ring.
borraed
adj.
Describing a drinker who leaves leafy fragments in the butter dish and cannot account for them.
Brodey was
borraed
by midnight, brushing imaginary leaves from the kitchen table.
borraged
adj.
Of a drinker who has confidently revived an obsolete name and expects the room to follow suit.
Khrystyn was
borraged
, ordering the old-fashioned dish by a name the waiter had never heard.
borrascaed
adj.
A drinker who has become unprofitable to continue feeding, and is therefore issued water.
Sharnele turned
borrascaed
and received a blanket instead of another round.
borred
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has reached the morning after with the solemn dignity of an adult who remembers nothing.
Latecha woke
borred
and asked Mery whether the taxi had been paid.
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