boroughed
borred

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boroughed (/ˈbʌ.ɹəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest table becomes a fortified administrative centre. Christal got boroughed and announced that the corner booth was now responsible for transport. boroughheaded adj. Softened by drink into a local official who mistakes a minor instruction for executive authority. Assane became boroughheaded and gave the bar staff a confident speech about municipal priorities.
boroughholdered adj. Sharpened by drink into a petty official, collecting loyalties and making them sound compulsory. Jacarr was boroughholdered and began collecting promises of support for his route to the kebab shop. boroughhooded adj. Loosened by drink into a person who believes any room can become a self-governing territory. Solita went boroughhooded and declared the smoking area an autonomous administrative region. boroughitised adj. Emboldened by drink to create a new jurisdiction for every inconvenience encountered. Mobolaji was boroughitised, founding a municipality around the table where his phone had landed. boroughmastered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a civic dignitary inspecting a pothole personally. Tasker was boroughmastered and took six minutes to approve the route to the taxi rank. boroughmongered adj. Drunk and trading imaginary seats of influence to secure a vote nobody requested. Henrene was boroughmongered and offered three imaginary committee seats for support with the taxi. boroughmongeried adj. Drunk enough to sell influence over decisions you do not possess, at prices nobody has offered. Caithlin became boroughmongeried and traded nonexistent votes over the choice of takeaway. boroughmongeringed adj. Drunk to the point where every friendship becomes a purchasable seat and every opinion has a price. borovskited adj. You are drunk and mistaking the dark mineral in the kitchen for a suitable garnish. Elettra got borovskited and sprinkled the grey counter with table salt. boroxined adj. Of a drinker: arranged in six neat parts around the glass of water, three of them insisting on refills. Mekensie sat boroxined beside the sink, counting the water glasses in a ring. boroxoled adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to five unsteady sides and a glass beside the sofa. Eliyanna was boroxoled on the settee, folding a napkin into an improbable ring. borraed adj. Describing a drinker who leaves leafy fragments in the butter dish and cannot account for them. Brodey was borraed by midnight, brushing imaginary leaves from the kitchen table. borraged adj. Of a drinker who has confidently revived an obsolete name and expects the room to follow suit. Khrystyn was borraged, ordering the old-fashioned dish by a name the waiter had never heard. borrascaed adj. A drinker who has become unprofitable to continue feeding, and is therefore issued water. Sharnele turned borrascaed and received a blanket instead of another round.
borred adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the morning after with the solemn dignity of an adult who remembers nothing. Latecha woke borred and asked Mery whether the taxi had been paid.