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Bobbed (/bɒbd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing every unspecified gentleman as though he had agreed to give you a lift. Ghiles was Bobbed by the taxi rank and asked three strangers whether Bob was driving. Bobbit wormed adj. Having drunk more than the coatroom can safely accommodate, and emerging slowly from beneath the hanging garments. Timarion was Bobbit wormed, reaching through the coats for a sleeve he insisted was his. Bobbitt procedured adj. You have drunk enough to lose all useful connection between the evening's arrangements and the journey home. Jimma was Bobbitt procedured and handed over the coat, the keys, and the remaining plans. Bobcated adj. You are drunk and driving the evening's final vehicle with more equipment than the occasion requires. Hery went Bobcated and tried to load the entire coat pile into the taxi. Boboed adj. Of a drinker: quietly numerous, occupying the coatroom and delaying departure by collective indecision. Torchie was Boboed by last orders, joined by several coats and no settled plan. Bochdalek herniaed adj. Of a drinker who has allowed the contents of the evening to migrate into the wrong cavity, usually the taxi. Krimson became Bochdalek herniaed and put the coat, the crisps, and one shoe in the boot. Bod carded adj. A drinker who presents identification to the coatroom, the taxi, and occasionally the coat itself. Dixie-mae became Bod carded and showed Bryson her card before accepting the umbrella. Bodansky united adj. A drinker so far gone that the first hour of the evening has become an obsolete unit of measurement. Mansirat was Bodansky united, measuring the taxi wait in quantities no clock recognised. Bodega Miwoked adj. The state of being drunk and gathered at the corner shop for provisions after the pub has closed. Sharel was Bodega Miwoked, buying crisps for a journey nobody had yet planned. Boden's mated adj. The condition of a drinker who has been boxed in by coats, companions, and an unavoidable last round. Jocinda became Boden's mated between two chairs and could see the taxi but not reach it. Bodhisattwaed adj. Drunk in a way that postpones personal sleep until everyone else has been properly assisted. Iwana was Bodhisattwaed and found coats for people who had not asked. Bodoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the last round among several destinations and forgotten the destination. Kwenton was Bodoed and offered different taxi routes to everyone waiting outside. Bodok sealed adj. Reduced by drink to a gas-tight seal between yourself and the nearest taxi seat. Khateeb was Bodok sealed into the back seat before anyone could establish the destination. Boehm collectored adj. Drunk by the third round, and patiently gathering abandoned glasses while losing track of the original one. Arneta was Boehm collectored, collecting four glasses and misplacing her own. Boehmenismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning after seem like a private system of Christian mysticism. Abdelhadi arrived Boehmenismed and located divine instruction in the breakfast receipt. Boehmenisted adj. Drunk to the extent of supporting mystical explanations for the empty bottle and the late checkout. Marle woke Boehmenisted and defended the empty bottle as evidence of higher purpose.