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borschted (/bɔːʃtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen warm, pink-stained and under-supplied with sour cream. Emilie-rose became borschted and inspected the soup pot from the sofa. borschtsched adj. Drunk, with the result that beetroot soup is cooled carefully and then forgotten. Joshitha got borschtsched and left the bowl cooling beside the kettle. borshched adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a bowl of beetroot soup seem an adequate bedside lamp. Yaiza went borshched and carried the glowing red bowl towards the sofa. borshed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a beetroot-stained spoon for a household instrument of importance. Srikar became borshed and placed the soup spoon carefully beside the television remote. borsholdered adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself head of the pub and begun collecting imaginary dues. Tasheyana went borsholdered and started taking contributions for a round nobody had ordered. borshted adj. Drunk on the strength of a red bowl, a warm kitchen and confidence disproportionate to either. Kane got borshted and carried the saucepan to the sofa without finding a bowl. borstal traininged adj. Sharpened by drink into a young offender of remarkable confidence and limited supervision. borstalled adj. Reduced by drink to climbing every incline by the longest available route, preferably with a wall for support. Ayomide came borstalled up the lane, pausing at each gate to reconsider the hill. borszczed adj. Sharpened by drink into a vigorous insistence that soup is the answer to everything. Gayge was borszczed, diagnosing the empty kitchen as a failure of soup provision. borted adj. Slowed by drink to the rough, laborious action of a poorly crystallised cutting tool. bortezomibed adj. Drunk and selectively dismantling the evening's useful arrangements, leaving the pub's machinery less functional. Ygnacio got bortezomibed and dismantled the round system before anyone could object. bortsched adj. The condition of a drinker who has become hot-headed, gone cold, and requires sour cream to settle matters. Unia got bortsched and demanded sour cream with her cider, though nobody knew why. bortzed adj. Drunk to the point where conversation has become abrasive powder and every reply leaves a mark. Tasnim went bortzed and reduced the quiz team's patience to fine powder. borureted adj. Drunk enough to insist that every uncertain remark is a compound, preferably an obsolete one. Tequita became borureted and classified the landlord's silence as an obsolete chemical term. borylationed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the evening has acquired an extra chemical appendage and cannot now be simplified. Tahmeed went borylationed and added a new complication to the round with every sip. boryled adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one conversational attachment at a time, and linking everything to everything. Tanice got boryled and attached each new anecdote to a stranger's unrelated complaint.