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bosthooned adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken foolishness for a navigational method. Darresha went bosthooned towards the stairs, ignoring both the handrail and sensible advice. bostocked adj. Describing a drinker who has become stale, sweetened, and difficult to move without careful handling. Louise sat bostocked on the sofa, too settled to attempt the stairs. boston beaned adj. A drinker so far gone that the limbs fold into separate, poorly coordinated units. Mani became boston beaned halfway upstairs and required one landing for each remaining step. bostonited adj. The state of being drunk and compacted into a pale, immovable mass at the foot of the stairs. Yashoda was found bostonited beside the bottom step, calm but architecturally inconvenient. bostonned adj. A drinker who has acquired just enough grip to remain upright, though not enough to steer. Ruthmarie came bostonned down the stairs, stopping whenever the handrail changed sides. bostooned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every stair, doorway, and instruction as a personal challenge. Ishveer grew bostooned and argued with the staircase about the number of its steps. bostrichided adj. Reduced by drink to a burrowing, hard-shelled creature that advances through furniture rather than around it. Xinyue became bostrichided and disappeared beneath the coats while looking for the stairs. bostrychided adj. Softened by drink into a small grub-like presence, advancing by instinct and poor coordination. Yuritzia was bostrychided, advancing towards the crisps with modest coordination. bostryxed adj. Sharpened by drink into a corkscrew trajectory, particularly when approaching a staircase. Lawayne grew bostryxed and reached the landing by a sequence of increasingly oblique angles. bostwickited adj. Loosened by drink into a dark red mineral state, with speech and balance separating along different planes. Annecy was bostwickited on the landing, speaking clearly while leaning steadily into the wall. bosun's chaired adj. Drunk enough to require lowering from one level to another as though suspended in a harness. bosunned adj. Loosened by drink into a junior naval officer whose orders have lost both sequence and relevance. bosutinibed adj. Drunk past the point of coordinated movement, with each limb pursuing a separate experimental programme. boswellic acided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, moving in elaborate rings as though assembled from several plant compounds. Bremen was boswellic acided and circled the hallway before locating the staircase. bot farmed adj. Drunk, with the result that the body repeats one small task at scale without approaching completion. Caroletta was bot farmed, attempting the same stair twice and reporting different results. bot flied adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening’s small domestic parasites wherever you settle. Chibuzo went bot flied and brought crumbs, receipts, and an old coaster to the sofa.