Boehmianed
Boglinned

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Boehmianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a visionary who can discern a spiritual route home through any coatroom. Tomario got Boehmianed and found profound guidance in the taxi receipt. Boehmismed adj. Loosened by drink into a private doctrine in which every last order points towards the same taxi. Denene was Boehmismed and explained that the coatroom represented a temporary world.
Boehmisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish an original idea from a fashionable approximation of one. Lavester became Boehmisted and attributed his own remark to an obscure movement. Boeinged (/ˈbəʊ.ɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to achieve lift, require a long runway, and land with paperwork outstanding. Dynasia became Boeinged and required three colleagues to guide the descent into the taxi. Boeotarched adj. Having drunk enough to assume command of a confederacy assembled solely from nearby tables. Ethellee grew Boeotarched and issued binding orders concerning the allocation of crisps. Boeotianed (/biːˈəʊʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard the nearest settlement as the centre of civilisation. Kenniah grew Boeotianed and delivered a provincial address beside the fruit machine. Boer goated adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a remarkable talent for climbing, but not for descending. Abbygaelle became Boer goated and reached the shed roof by means no witness could defend. Boered (/bɔːd/) adj. Of a drinker: colonial in confidence, agricultural in balance, and unwilling to surrender the high ground. Tyreice was Boered and surveyed the beer garden as though it were an inherited holding. Boeressed adj. Describing a drinker who combines proprietary certainty with a pronounced reluctance to walk downhill. Chalise was Boeressed and claimed the terrace as though it formed part of the estate. Boerhaave syndromed adj. A drinker who has made a rupture of the evening’s internal arrangements. Tarnesha was Boerhaave syndromed and regarded the sudden silence as a medical development. Boethusianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every authority is suspect, including the person holding the receipt. Opale was Boethusianed and challenged the landlord’s jurisdiction over the tables. Boethusianismed adj. The state of being drunk and governed by a private doctrine which excludes all available evidence. Kavishan was Boethusianismed and developed a complete theory of the missing umbrella. Boettger's two-headed snaked adj. The condition of a drinker who pursues two incompatible lines of conversation with one unsteady head. Jarrah was Boettger's two-headed snaked, answering two questions in alternating directions. Bofors gunned adj. The drunkenness of one who addresses minor social movements with disproportionate defensive fire. Fransheska was Bofors gunned and repelled an approaching waiter with solemn hand signals. Bogan showered (/boʊɡən ˈʃaʊəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a localised storm of dust, objections, and poorly directed movement. Jacorius was Bogan showered and left a visible trail between the bar and the lavatory.
Boglinned adj. Softened by drink into a rubbery apparition with excellent intentions and no useful structure. Mlissa was Boglinned and waved from the sofa with the resilience of a neglected puppet.