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botanismed adj. Drunk and classifying the evening's rounds according to their likely effect on the vegetation outside. Bekki was botanismed and sorted the beer garden into annuals, perennials, and people. botanisted (/ˈbɒt.ən.ɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every roadside plant requires examination before the journey can continue. botanizered adj. Drunk past the point of passing a plant without introducing it to the rest of the party. Narita became botanizered and presented the beer garden's nettles to everyone by name. botanogenomicsed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the evening's separate rounds, but still comparing their hereditary influence. Brees was botanogenomicsed and claimed the lager and stout had incompatible lineages. botanoled adj. Drunk in a way that makes the floor itself seem both plant-derived and entirely dependable. Lukin was botanoled and trusted the pub floor to carry him through the coat collection. botanologered adj. Drunk, with the result that every plant encountered on the journey home receives an earnest report. Spirit was botanologered and delivered a field report on weeds beside the kebab shop. botanologied adj. Drunk to a degree that the route home becomes a scientific survey of every plant along it. Deybi was botanologied and turned the walk from last orders into a complete roadside inventory. botanomancied adj. Drunk to the extent of reading the night's likely conclusion in burnt leaves and a failing lighter. Mizan became botanomancied and consulted a scorched leaf before choosing the way home. botanophiled adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently fond of discussing plants with anyone still wearing a coat. Tinita was botanophiled and explained the merits of the pub's fern to the taxi driver. botanophilisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and increasingly willing to make the walk home a plant-recognition exercise. Haroldas was botanophilisted and identified garden plants all the way to the station. botanophobiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unwilling to cross the beer garden without assistance from the coats. Winfried was botanophobiaed and regarded the garden hedge as an obstacle to the taxi. botargoed adj. Too drunk to leave without first treating salted roe as an appropriate final course and travelling provision. Benzion was botargoed and packed the remaining appetiser beside his coat for the journey home. botch jobbed adj. You have drunk enough to attempt every task in the kitchen and leave each one slightly worse than you found it. Mickie was botch jobbed at the hob, producing something that had started as eggs. botch-upped adj. Drunk and producing work whose defects require a second, sober assessment. Nasheka arrived thoroughly botch-upped, having labelled every envelope for the wrong department. botch-worked adj. Emboldened by drink to perform inferior work publicly, with the confidence normally reserved for craftsmanship. Julyann got botch-worked and repaired the loose tap with tape, string and an air of professional authority. botched (/bɒt͡ʃd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the simple business of collecting a coat and finding home into defective workmanship. Shaterrica became botched and attempted the front door with the cloakroom ticket.