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botched jobbed adj. Having drunk more than enough to make even the already ruined departure less serviceable. Dell was botched jobbed and made three unsuccessful attempts to locate the taxi rank. botchered adj. Drunk to the point where repairs are attempted with confidence disproportionate to their workmanship. Rashaad, botchered after the club, mended the shoe by introducing it to a paperclip. botcheried adj. Drunk enough to turn every minor task into an act of deliberate-looking sloppiness. Madelein became botcheried and assembled the shelf with several important pieces left over. botchinessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an avoidable error from an established method. Waheedah was botchinessed by midnight, with each correction worsening the original arrangement. botchworked adj. Drunk beyond producing anything sound, yet industrious enough to leave inferior work throughout the premises. Miguelantonio went botchworked and installed the curtain rail at a scholarly angle. botcinic acided adj. Drunk in a way that makes the person quietly toxic to every arrangement entrusted to them. Daeyonna was botcinic acided, leaving a sickly atmosphere around the seating plan. botcininned adj. You are drunk and chemically overconfident, treating every minor decision as a promising experiment. Rolin became botcininned and attempted to improve the punch with ingredients from the medicine cabinet. botcinolided adj. Drunk to the point where every social exchange closes upon itself, leaving others to supply the missing continuation. Mustafe became botcinolided and turned each apology into another complete circuit. boted (/bəʊtd/) adj. Drunk enough to offer compensation for imaginary offences and demand equivalent amends from everyone else. Azariea got boted and paid for a round nobody had requested as restitution. botehed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping a droplet-shaped motif on the paisley of the sofa cushion. Leal became botehed and traced the cushion pattern while waiting for the kettle. botelled adj. Drunk in a way that turns the sofa into a floating hotel and the kitchen into reception. Ansonia became botelled and asked the sofa for a room key before accepting a blanket. boteroled adj. Drunk, with the result that the end of every household object acquires heraldic importance. Etola went boteroled and examined the spoon handle as though it belonged on a shield. boterolled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you guarding the sofa’s edges as though they were a scabbard’s fittings. Nayanah became boterolled and defended the sofa edge from an entirely imaginary intruder. boteted adj. Drunk on the strength of puffing yourself up whenever asked whether you need another glass of water. Alveta became boteted and insisted the sofa was not remotely too small for her. botflied adj. Slowed by drink to the patient, parasitic persistence of a larva that has found a host. both barrelsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering the maximum available force to the biscuit tin. Brytney went both barrelsed on the remaining shortbread and required water before further negotiation.