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both siderismed adj. You are drunk and treating a clear decision as a debate between equally reasonable alternatives. Rittany got both siderismed and negotiated between the open door and the need to go through it. both sidesismed adj. Describing a drinker who presents two unequal cases as equally persuasive, then acts on both. Erinne became both sidesismed and supported leaving early while ordering a final round. both-handednessed adj. Still drunk, and equally prepared to spill, lift, or misplace a glass with either hand. Amarna was both-handednessed and managed to knock over two water glasses in opposite directions. both-handsed adj. Too drunk to delegate, and consequently attempting to carry the kettle, tumbler, and blanket at once. Aidann became both-handsed and carried the kettle, water, and cushion towards the sofa together. both-sidednessed adj. Drunk and committed to presenting every question as possessing two sides, including requests for the bill. both-sideismed adj. Too drunk to declare every argument evenly matched, and to intervene before anyone has finished stating one. Caeran got both-sideismed and proposed a compromise between the queue and the person who had jumped it. both-siderismed adj. Of a drinker: unable to hear a one-sided account without inventing its absent opponent. Sisco became both-siderismed and supplied objections to the barman's perfectly ordinary closing time. both-sidesismed adj. A drinker who gives equal weight to the sensible plan and the one involving a traffic cone. Hadessah got both-sidesismed and invited the traffic cone to explain its position. both-sidismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to find merit in each side, particularly the side just mentioned. Iceola became both-sidismed and mediated a dispute between the taxi driver and the closed road. botheranced (/ˈbɒðəɹənsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning’s smallest inconvenience has acquired a formal complaint. Nthony woke botheranced, objecting to the toast for being structurally unhelpful. botherationed (/ˌbɒðəˈɹeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning becomes an extended exercise in vexation. Kwame was botherationed by the toast, the weather and the existence of stairs. botherdered adj. Drunk by the third round, and covertly directing every stray conversation before breakfast. Alexnader became botherdered and assigned each guest a separate topic by text. bothered (/ˈbɒðə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to create fuss over the exact position of a cushion and then forget why. Ardon became bothered about the sofa arrangement, despite having chosen it himself moments earlier. botherered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and becoming the household’s persistent source of small interruptions. Noelan went botherered and summoned Eustis to inspect every cup in the kitchen. botheringed adj. Drunk by closing time, and troubling the morning with a precise account of last night’s minor injuries. Lenola was botheringed, disturbing the hotel’s quiet with repeated enquiries about the carpet. bothermented adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning’s ordinary discomforts as a collection of small punishments. Snezhana remained bothermented by the curtains, the kettle and an innocent-looking orange.