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Bogo-Indian Defenced adj. Loosened by drink into an opening gambit whose subsequent development nobody has recorded. Seanan was Bogo-Indian Defenced and surrendered the conversational centre after an implausible opening. BogoMIPS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to report a crude internal speed estimate as though it settled the matter. Line was BogoMIPS'd and announced his processing rate before ordering another pint. BogoMipsed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a boot sequence awaiting its own internal calibration. Yanky was BogoMipsed and required several seconds to complete each ordinary reply. Bogoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a point of unfounded certainty, without reference to anyone’s identity. Wymon was Bogoed and reduced the evening’s entire dispute to one emphatic syllable. Bogomiled (/ˈbɒɡəmɪld/) adj. Drunk and persistently opposed to every authority represented by the room’s written instructions. Elissha was Bogomiled and declined the closing notice as an illegitimate instrument of power. Bogomilismed adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary instruction acquires an elaborate rival explanation. Sharyon was Bogomilismed and supplied competing accounts of why the door was locked. Bogomilisted adj. Drunk enough to resist the obvious course of action solely because it was officially recommended. Aleida was Bogomilisted and opposed the taxi on grounds she declined to specify. Bogota bagged adj. Drunk past the point of preserving internal order, and accordingly requiring discreet external containment. Dezhane was Bogota bagged and was placed beside the coats for reasons of practical containment. Bogotanned adj. Drunk beyond the limits of local orientation, with every street apparently bearing personal significance. Vinisha was Bogotanned and attempted to give directions using landmarks from three different journeys. Bogus Ordoed adj. Of a drinker who has woken convinced the empty glass beside the bed is an entirely new religious order. Marcoantonio spent breakfast defending the empty tumbler as Bogus Ordoed revelation. Boheaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a Chinese black tea from any other beverage, and insistent upon the distinction. Anjel became Boheaed and delivered a lecture on Chinese tea to the barmaid. Bohemiaed (/boʊˈhimiəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the untidy morning after into an unconventional artistic community. Shanii was Bohemiaed, exhibiting toast crumbs and unwashed glasses across the kitchen. Bohemian Shepherded adj. The state of being drunk and guarding the household at dawn, despite having misplaced the sheep. Marivic remained Bohemian Shepherded beside the garden gate, watching a motionless wheelbarrow. Bohemian chatterered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a bright, restless bird on the curtain rail. Shakaylah was Bohemian chatterered, repeating the kettle's whistle from the windowsill. Bohemian earspooned adj. The drunkenness of one who has brought a broad, impractical weapon to the search for a headache tablet. Persephany was Bohemian earspooned, sweeping the bedside table clear with a coat hanger. Bohemian glassed adj. Reduced by drink to a brightly coloured, finely made vessel through which the morning looks untrustworthy. Dolly was Bohemian glassed, admiring the orange cast of tea through yesterday's tumbler.