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bottle-arsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a Jamaican fly's peculiar posterior, and inflicting that shape on the seating arrangement. Marius sat bottle-arsed across three chairs while Katarena negotiated his return to one. bottle-feedered adj. You are drunk and administering small, regular doses of confidence to everyone nearby. Skyy was bottle-feedered, topping up Gradie's courage before each attempt at dancing. bottle-jacked adj. Drunk beyond any ordinary elevation, and now treating a small screw mechanism as civil engineering. Jameswilliam went bottle-jacked and attempted to raise the television with a wine key. bottle-nose dolphinned adj. Of a drinker: grey, sociable, and unexpectedly committed to warm shallow water. Raevynn was bottle-nose dolphinned and joined the paddling pool without explanation. bottle-nosed adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying to the assembled company a nose that has joined the evening. bottle-nosed dolphinned adj. Of a drinker who has become sociable, grey about the face, and difficult to return to shore. Emayah was bottle-nosed dolphinned and continued chatting from the shallow end. bottle-oed (/ˈbɒtələʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that treats the off-licence run as a domestic errand, unremarkable and overdue. Dayri went fully bottle-oed by seven and dispatched herself to the corner shop without discussion. bottle-ohed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the nearest off-licence as the only institution still open for business that matters. Leamon was thoroughly bottle-ohed by closing time and had already identified a backup option two streets away. bottle-openered adj. Still drunk, and treating every sealed drink as a household engineering challenge. Filsan became bottle-openered and attempted to consult three drawers before opening the lemonade. bottle-shocked adj. Still drunk, and offering the company only muted, disjointed accounts of what happened to the fruit. Mccaela was bottle-shocked, while Dawnee supplied the missing verbs from the other end of the table. bottle-sicknessed adj. Too drunk to let the wine's temporary disorder remain confined to the glass. Thuyvy became bottle-sicknessed and made the entire dinner taste temporarily disjointed. bottlebrushed adj. Sufficiently drunk to scrub each conversation clean of nuance, leaving only a long handle and bristles. Kirston went bottlebrushed and polished every anecdote until nobody recognised it. bottlecapped adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the evening can be opened again without spillage. Paayal was bottlecapped before last orders, sealed against sense and another sensible suggestion. bottled (/ˈbɒt.əld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow-necked nuisance, difficult to pour back into the night. Luley was bottled at the bar, upright in shape but spilling opinions everywhere. bottled gassed adj. Having drunk enough to become pressurised, portable, and best handled by someone else. Ahjahnae was bottled gassed by ten, and Jacaden kept her away from the crowded hallway. bottled watered adj. Having drunk more than the table could account for, while insisting the supply was merely hydrating. Aliyza got bottled watered and offered Tobyn mineral comparisons nobody had requested.