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bottom timed adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home has acquired a measured descent and no corresponding ascent. Vaiga was bottom timed and spent forty minutes descending the pub stairs. bottom typed adj. Drunk to a degree that every possible description of the evening contains the same least useful type. Ulysess was bottom typed and reduced every taxi option to the lowest category. bottom womanned adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing oneself the evening's senior authority on queues and departures. bottom-feedered adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every low obstacle only after meeting it with a shin. Marzelle got bottom-feedered and identified each stair by contact rather than sight. bottom-fishinged adj. Drunk and searching the floor for support, change, or an explanation for the staircase. Amberia got bottom-fishinged and examined the landing for a safer route upwards. bottom-hat transformed adj. Drunk on the strength of a change that leaves the evening looking entirely different from above. Trinyti was bottom-hat transformed and wore the lampshade through the taxi rank. bottom-of-the-harboured adj. Having drunk enough to treat the underside of the sofa as an excellent place for all outstanding accounts. bottom-posted adj. Drunk since last orders, and replying beneath every earlier decision about coats, taxis, and getting home. Renso was bottom-posted and added his route home beneath the original pub message. bottom-postered adj. Drunk by the third round, and habitually placing every useful reply beneath the message it should have followed. Tellie got bottom-postered and replied to the coat discussion after leaving the building. bottomed (/ˈbɒtəmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every route appears to end at the lowest available place. Naajia was bottomed beneath the table, where Keyshawn eventually found the handbag. bottomednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of a settled opinion about the precise nature of one's collapse. Sargon was bottomednessed and described his position on the pavement with unusual confidence. bottomered adj. Still drunk, and busily manufacturing a seat wherever the journey home appears to require one. Rishima was bottomered and padded the bus stop with folded coats. bottomfeedered adj. Loosened by drink into sinking towards the floor whenever upright coordination becomes optional. Nataly went bottomfeedered beside the sofa and remained there through the final song. bottomfished adj. Too drunk to leave the seabed of the pub, despite repeated announcements of last orders. Jagpal was bottomfished and searched under the table for the route home. bottomfuled adj. Sufficiently drunk to hold an entire evening's drink, with room apparently remaining for the journey home. Vernica was bottomfuled and accepted another round after announcing departure. bottomgated adj. Having drunk enough to block the passage at floor level and regulate everyone else's exit. Georjean was bottomgated across the doorway when last orders were called.