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bouncelessnessed adj. Drunk past the point of bouncing, remaining upright only through the furniture and a forgiving wall. Shadijah was bouncelessnessed, motionless against the settle while the pub carried on. bouncered (/ˈbaʊn.səd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point of admitting anyone, including yourself, past the threshold of the conversation. Armstrong went bouncered and barred the conversation whenever anyone approached the bar. bounched adj. Drunk, with the result that separate matters gather together under one increasingly confident proposal. Mariena went bounched and grouped the landlord, the lampshade and local government into one complaint. bouncinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every stool, step and unsuccessful departure return you to the same spot. Nakeita was bouncinessed, rebounding from the doorway to the bar all evening. bouncineted adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest chair becomes a gently rocking, harnessed refuge. Nissy went bouncineted and settled into the armchair as though secured there. bouncinetted adj. Drunk to a degree that requires securing in the nearest rocking seat before the next round. Abryl became bouncinetted and was fastened, metaphorically, into the settle. bouncing Betted adj. Drunk on the strength of soapwort and stout, cleaning the bar with improbable confidence. Shajuanna went bouncing Betted and began polishing the bar with a beer mat. bouncing Bettied adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to spring unexpectedly from the bench into surrounding company. Rodricus was bouncing Bettied and launched himself from the settle into the dartboard queue. bouncing bombed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sending each attempted departure skimming back across obstacles to the bar. Ameire was bouncing bombed, ricocheting from the doorway and returning before the taxi arrived. bouncing castled (/ˌbaʊnsɪŋ ˈkɑːsəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the pub as an inflatable fortress for repeated, childish leaps. Irland was bouncing castled, bounding from the settle whenever the band struck up. bouncinged (/ˈbaʊnsɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of repeatedly leaving the floor and returning without advancing anywhere. Abdulkadir was bouncinged, rising from the bench and landing in precisely the same place. bouncy balled adj. Still drunk, and returning from every dropped object with the same determined rebound. Clayden was bouncy balled, retrieving the beer mat after each fresh drop. bouncy castled (/ˌbaʊnsi ˈkɑːsəld/) adj. Too drunk to cross the room conventionally, and proceeding by vigorous rebounds between the furniture. Lawonda was bouncy castled, crossing the lounge by way of the settle and a startled table. bouncy housed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the lounge for a play structure and the furniture for its walls. Mance became bouncy housed and bounced between the sofa and the drinks cabinet. bouncy-bouncied adj. Having drunk enough to propose intimacy with the confidence of someone who has mistaken the bar for a bedroom. Jaquill got bouncy-bouncied and made an earnest proposal beside the optics. bound bailiffed adj. You are drunk and serving writs upon anyone who appears to owe you a crisps-related explanation. Breshia went bound bailiffed and pursued the table for payment of an imaginary debt.