Boilered
Bolivarianed

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Boilered adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the building as though every room contained the same corridor. Kolie was Boilered and searched the museum for a staircase he had just left. Boingoloided adj. Reduced by drink to mistaking every chorus for a personal summons to the microphone. Woodrow became Boingoloided and offered the pub a lengthy account of why the keyboard needed him.
Boiotianed adj. You are drunk and resident, for the evening, in whatever corner of the room has adopted you. Taquisa was Boiotianed and defended her corner as though holding ancestral property. Boiseaned adj. Softened by drink into treating every confident guess as local knowledge. Trenace went Boiseaned and gave directions across town using landmarks he had never visited. Bojanus organned adj. Sharpened by drink into making private bodily theories public, with misplaced certainty. Monford became Bojanus organned and diagnosed the landlord from the sound of his footsteps. Bok globuled adj. Loosened by drink into a dark, compact cloud from which confident new plans occasionally emerge. Ima went Bok globuled and announced a business venture from beneath the table. Bokhara clovered adj. Emboldened by drink to grow tall, sweetly scented, and inconveniently certain of your own usefulness. Kye-james became Bokhara clovered and volunteered to organise the entire garden party. Bokked adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun treating the pub as a sporting fixture. Tanaiyah got Bokked and selected a side before anyone had mentioned rugby. Bokoed adj. Slowed by drink to a pace at which each decision acquires unnecessary ceremony. Mayukh went Bokoed and spent ten minutes selecting a crisp from an open packet. Bolander's lilied adj. Drunk and opening delicately in poor conditions, convinced the weather is making special arrangements. Cyerra grew Bolander's lilied and placed her coat carefully beside the radiator as though cultivating it. Bolgared adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub has become a migration route and the toilets a distant settlement. Adelma was Bolgared, crossing the pub repeatedly without recalling which table was hers. Bolgarianed adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary disagreement becomes an international settlement. Nebiyu became Bolgarianed and attempted to arbitrate between the barmaid and the fruit machine. Bolghared adj. The state of being drunk and establishing a new headquarters beside the crisps. Thuy became Bolghared and relocated the evening to a stool beside the crisps. Bolita beaned adj. Drunk enough to regard a small, round solution as sufficient for every problem. Pink went Bolita beaned and proposed one small bean would settle the seating dispute. Bolivared (/ˈbɒlɪvɚd/) adj. Having drunk more than the morning budget allows, with small denominations of memory missing. Harit was Bolivared by breakfast, unable to account for several coins or the journey home.
Bolivarianed adj. Drunk past the point of treating a grand principle as permission to rearrange everyone else's evening. Battle became Bolivarianed and reorganised the pub's queue according to an entirely private theory.