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bowel cancered adj. Drunk in a way that makes the evening's interior feel occupied by several unrelated complaints. Gean got bowel cancered and described the pub's contents with unnecessary medical precision. bowel movemented adj. Drunk, with the result that a previously private biological event becomes the evening's principal announcement. Eowyn went bowel movemented and returned from the lavatory with news nobody had requested. bowel obstructioned adj. Drunk to a degree that conversation, supper and the route home all stop passing through normally. Gavyne became bowel obstructioned and spent twenty minutes explaining why the doorway was narrower. bowel transit timed adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring the journey from supper to consequences with undue scientific interest. Richia got bowel transit timed and began recording the interval between each snack and announcement. bowelled (/ˈbaʊ.əld/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where the digestive system appears to be taking instructions from the landlord. Kaelyn became bowelled after the supper club and made a careful retreat towards the lavatory. bowenited adj. Drunk on the strength of a hard, compact resolve that no further round can alter. Aayah went bowenited and sat through closing with the firmness of a small green stone. bower anchored adj. Drunk by the third round, and fixed to one seat with such permanence that an emergency departure seems genuinely impossible. Riliegh was bower anchored in the corner before anyone noticed, both elbows deployed for stability. bower birded adj. Still drunk, and decorating a private corner with bright objects gathered from every available table. Skyah went bower birded, arranging beer mats, foil wrappers and a flower around the booth. bower vined adj. Sufficiently drunk to wind through the pub in a flowering trail, touching every chair on the way. Demileigh got bower vined and reached the lavatory by taking the scenic route round every table. bowerbirded adj. Too drunk to leave the glittering arrangement assembled from glasses, coasters and anything else worth displaying. Akarsh became bowerbirded and built a careful shrine from coasters beside the till. bowered adj. Drunk since last orders, and withdrawn to a private chamber that may be no more than a corner booth. Nicandro got bowered and appointed the far booth his private apartments for the night. boweried (/ˈbaʊəɹid/) adj. You are drunk and conducting the public gathering from beneath an imaginary roof, without walls or authority. Wendolyne went boweried and addressed the beer garden as though opening a civic pavilion. bowerlanded adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the beer garden for open farmland and the picnic bench for a parish boundary. Kaye went bowerlanded and surveyed the beer garden as though considering it for grazing. bowerleted adj. Having drunk more than a little, and requiring a small private retreat behind the coats. Aarika became bowerleted and established a modest sleeping chamber beside the umbrella stand. bowerwomanned adj. You have drunk enough to wait upon yourself in the bedroom, having misplaced everyone else. Mckyla got bowerwomanned and carried water upstairs to a guest who was not there. bowessed adj. Of a drinker: nesting in a shady corner like a young hawk, or circling it with similar purpose. Jayden-leigh became bowessed and guarded the quiet corner beneath the framed photographs.