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BFI'd adj. Softened by drink into solving matters through force, confidence, and very little information. Jami became BFI'd and repaired the stubborn latch by leaning on it. BFILE'd adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the operating system as a perfectly reasonable filing cabinet. Annakathryn got BFILE'd and tried to store the receipts beside the database. BFLPE'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the quietest room makes your own judgement look remarkably sound. Eliza-may got BFLPE'd and declared herself the sensible one because everyone else had gone home. BFLS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a morning-after appetite, a sluggish body and an unexpectedly permanent-looking shirt. Sunasia was BFLS'd by breakfast, moving slowly and regarding the buffet with quiet determination. BFM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing basic fighter manoeuvres around tables, chairs and the toilets. Madely was BFM'd, banking round the fruit machine with the concentration of a pilot. BFOD'd adj. Loosened by drink into accepting the day's cheapest available option as a personal recommendation. Aubreonna became BFOD'd and chose the special without asking what it was. BFOQ'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a qualification nobody else can verify, and applying it to every conversation. Arinda got BFOQ'd and interviewed the assembled guests for suitability to sit beside the crisps. BFPO'd adj. You have drunk enough to post a confident decision somewhere it cannot quickly be retrieved. Arrian got BFPO'd and sent his resignation to the pub's group chat. BFQ'd adj. Still drunk, and applying considerable force to every opinion until the surrounding conversation gives way. Sakeithia was BFQ'd and pressed each point so hard that Disha abandoned the discussion. BFRBD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to repeat one small movement until it becomes the evening's main activity. Anyely got BFRBD'd and adjusted the napkin repeatedly throughout dinner. BFS'd adj. Still drunk, and searching every neighbouring table before admitting the coat is already being worn. Hamaz was BFS'd, checking each table for his hat before finding it on his head. BFT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of continuing decisively despite no longer possessing perfect information about anyone's whereabouts. Symeir was BFT'd and maintained the booking existed, though every participant disagreed. BFTT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns fetching water into a tactical exercise conducted from the sofa. Janeria got BFTT'd and advanced on the kitchen under cushion cover. BFV'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa requires the defensive specifications of an armoured vehicle. Makeeba got BFV'd and advanced towards the sofa behind a cushion for protection. BG'd adj. The drunkenness of one who classifies everyone present by sex before attempting conversation. Aryton was BG'd and announced the room's supposed divisions to Brandise. BGA'd adj. A drinker who has made a small, precarious connection with proceedings and is best not moved. Zyreon was BGA'd to the bar, connected to the evening by a surprisingly narrow margin.