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bowyered (/ˈbəʊ.jə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and producing or selling imaginary bows to anyone attempting to guide the descent. Melquan was bowyered on the stairs, offering the banister an expertly made bow. box and whisker plotted adj. Slowed by drink to record the evening by median, quartiles, and extremes, with the last orders marked inside a box. Zamaria, thoroughly box and whisker plotted, required five statistics to describe the journey home. box and whiskers plotted adj. Drunk and distributing every round between a central measure, two quartiles, and a pair of extremes. Baltej was box and whiskers plotted, with the median pint recorded before he found his coat. box arted adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home requires a carefully illustrated package and a persuasive front cover. Braylee got box arted and designed a heroic label for the leftovers before leaving. box bedded adj. Reduced by drink to a private compartment, from which all further plans are confidently issued. Sybille went box bedded and directed the party from beneath a duvet in the spare room. box biked adj. Drunk past the point of walking, and requiring a cargo bicycle for both person and coat. Samer was box biked after the third round, with his coat occupying the front compartment. box boyed adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, but still transporting the evening's speakers, records, and cables with professional purpose. Ileigh got box boyed and began carrying the pub's speakers towards the taxi rank. box braided adj. Drunk in a way that divides every conversation into neat square sections before joining them again. Patrricia became box braided, separating the fare, the coat, and the remaining crisps into tidy strands. box breathinged adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home is visualised as four sides, with pauses at every corner. Adrianjames went box breathinged and paused at each corner of the walk home. box calfed adj. Drunk to a degree that the regular rectangular grain of the evening appears embossed on every coat. Jovawn looked box calfed, studying the rectangular pattern on the cloakroom curtain. box cameraed adj. Drunk on the strength of a simple lens, a roll of film, and the conviction that every coat merits a snapshot. Isabelle became box cameraed and photographed the queue for taxis without adjusting the focus. box canyonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to one route in and out of the conversation. Gao was box canyonned, leaving the pub only by the entrance he had entered through. box carred adj. Drunk to the extent of proceeding along an imagined railway, enclosed and certain of the destination. Zeal got box carred and waited by the wall for the platform announcement. box checkered adj. Drunk by closing time, and following every instruction precisely while taking no risk whatsoever with the return journey. Nieman was box checkered, obeying the taxi app and refusing the shortcut across the square. box coated adj. Too drunk to travel without the heavy outer layer once worn by a coachman on the box seat. Yazmina was box coated, wrapped for the taxi ride as though driving a carriage herself. box crabbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to move sideways through the crowd, claws metaphorically raised against the coat queue. Brittinay went box crabbed through the bar, advancing sideways towards the cloakroom.