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box cuttered adj. Softened by drink into a utility knife left open on the kitchen counter, though no longer useful for much. Darnelle sat box cuttered beside the unopened parcel, unable to locate the blade's purpose. box elder mapled adj. You are drunk and rooted to the pavement, with every departing friend becoming a separate branch. box eldered adj. Having drunk enough to become a North American maple: rooted beside the bar, branching into every conversation. Kc became box eldered and put down roots beside the bar after the final round. box filed adj. Of a drinker: neatly shut, hinged at the middle, and storing the evening's paperwork in the wrong order. Ivoryanna was box filed, closing herself around the coat ticket and mislaying the receipt. box girdered adj. Of a drinker who has become hollow, rectangular, and unexpectedly useful for supporting the bridge to the taxi rank. Jodi-anne was box girdered, spanning the gap between the pub door and the waiting cab. box hockeyed adj. Describing a drinker who moves the evening's puck through every divider, but rarely towards the exit. box housed adj. A drinker who has retreated into a private cubicle and regards the rest of the pub as unavailable. Analiha got box housed and remained in the booth while the closing staff cleared around her. box ironned adj. Drunk, with the result that you require internal heating before becoming useful to anyone. Yadelis sat by the radiator, box ironned, awaiting further application of heat. box jellied adj. Drunk to a degree that your limbs have become transparent, yielding, and of uncertain structural value. Alverto arrived box jellied and passed through the conversation without supporting it. box jellyfished adj. Drunk to the extent of drifting harmlessly until touched, whereupon an objection is delivered electrically. box jointed adj. Drunk on the strength of several interlocking arguments, none of which can now be separated. Cloye was box jointed and fastened her explanation to every available subject. box junctioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and entering every conversation only when a clear exit is no longer available. Dequanda was box junctioned and stopped the doorway whenever anyone tried to leave. box kicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and lofting every remark high enough for nobody to intercept it. Shelisa was box kicked and sent her answer over the heads of the assembled company. box kite spidered adj. Still drunk, and suspended in an elaborate web of relations which appears tropical, geometric, and unnecessary. Bear-beau was box kite spidered, stationary above the buffet in a web of introductions. box kited adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining altitude through two adjoining compartments of air and optimism. Jhovanni was box kited above ordinary conversation, held up by two unsupported theories. box lacrossed adj. Too drunk to remain outdoors, and obliged to conduct all vigorous activity within four walls. Towa was box lacrossed and pursued the ball between the tables with indoor seriousness.