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Bolognanned adj. Drunk, with the result that the route from the kitchen to the sofa becomes a local matter. Jesslynn was Bolognanned and needed a spoken itinerary for reaching the sitting room. Bolognese sauced adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen treated as a source of gravy, regardless of what is cooking. Neria got Bolognese sauced and inspected the saucepan for a second helping that was not there. Bolognesed (/ˌbɒləˈneɪzd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic geography, and requiring directions from the kitchen to the sofa. Flavio became Bolognesed and asked whether the sofa was reached through the fridge. Bolognian phosphorused adj. Drunk to the extent of producing an uncertain glow, usually beside the fridge at midnight. Andromeda was Bolognian phosphorused, faintly visible beside the fridge with a glass of water. Bolognian stoned adj. Drunk enough to mistake the water glass for a small household lamp and arrange the room around it. Melssia, Bolognian stoned, placed the water beside the sofa as though illuminating a reading corner. Bolognianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen feel like home and the sofa like a distant province. Hanif went Bolognianed and carried the water halfway to the sofa before settling on the floor. Bolonkaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and small, fluffy, and inclined to curl up beside the sofa. Roozbeh went Bolonkaed and slept beneath the kitchen table despite having a perfectly good sofa. Bolonned adj. Drunk on the strength of several kitchen refills, with the sofa serving as the final settlement. Pene was Bolonned and established a small drinking camp between the kettle and the sofa. Bolschevismed adj. Still drunk, and applying a revolutionary plan to the kitchen while the sofa bears the consequences. Aniah was Bolschevismed and reorganised the cupboards before collapsing beside the sofa. Bolsheviked (/ˈbɒlʃəvɪkd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to redistributing every cushion between the sofa and kitchen. Ava-ann became Bolsheviked and redistributed the sofa cushions according to principles nobody could locate. Bolshevismed (/ˈbɒlʃəˌvɪz(ə)md/) adj. Too drunk to permit private ownership of the last glass of water or the best sofa cushion. Madisonrose became Bolshevismed and invited the entire room to share one carefully guarded cushion. Bolshevisted (/ˈbɒlʃəvɪstd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the kitchen as a command post and the sofa as occupied territory. Betsy-blu, Bolshevisted, defended the last cushion while sending someone else towards the kitchen. Bolshevizationed adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and gradually converting the household into a shared recovery station. Philicia became Bolshevizationed and turned the kitchen table into a communal water depot. Bolsonarismed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the sofa and kitchen according to one person's firmly held domestic doctrine. Albirtha was Bolsonarismed and announced that the kitchen tap required stronger leadership. Boltonianed adj. You are drunk and treating the journey to the kitchen as a familiar expedition with unexpected hazards. Vassiliki was Boltonianed and navigated from the sofa to the kitchen by touching each wall. Boltzmann brained adj. Of a drinker: a self-contained domestic consciousness, apparently assembled at random beside the sofa. Tereca sat Boltzmann brained on the sofa, holding a glass of water and contemplating the curtains.