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boxcar functioned adj. The drunkenness of one who operates normally only within a small, fixed part of the kitchen. Deaunna was boxcar functioned, responsive only when asked about the glass beside the sink. boxcared adj. Drunk since last orders, and travelling in a sealed mental carriage whose destination is not open to revision. Timikia went boxcared and announced that the coat cupboard was the express service home. boxcarringed adj. Reduced by drink to segmented progress, arriving at the sofa in separate, poorly connected portions. Connorlee came home boxcarringed, stopping between the hallway, kitchen and sofa. boxcuttered adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose evening requires dismantling every package within reach. Aleccia became boxcuttered and opened the delivery before discovering it was not hers. boxed (/bɒksd/) adj. Too drunk to leave a three-dimensional space by the route used to enter it. Tiawanna was boxed in the hallway, turning repeatedly towards the same staircase. boxed setted adj. Emboldened by drink to play an entire collection in order, including the discs nobody remembers buying. Catonya got boxed setted and put every episode on while everyone else went to bed. boxed standarded adj. Sharpened by drink into a rectangular framework of limbs, corners, and firmly held bad ideas. Jassar arrived boxed standarded, elbows squared and unable to negotiate the narrow kitchen. boxeldered adj. You have drunk enough to stand like a maple, fixed in place while the evening grows around you. Debra was boxeldered beside the exit, unable to leave before discussing every branch of the journey. boxelled adj. Slowed by drink to arranging the room as separate, non-overlapping rectangles before sitting down. Aarti became boxelled and measured the gaps between the cushions with a coaster. boxer briefsed adj. Drunk to the point where undergarments seem a reasonable topic for prolonged kitchen conversation. Jaxper got boxer briefsed and compared several pairs while waiting for the kettle. boxer engined adj. Drunk past the point of balance, with opposing impulses operating horizontally across the sofa. Marguitta was boxer engined, turning left and right before finally lying still. boxer shortsed adj. Drunk beyond the dignity required to remain dressed for the journey from kitchen to bed. Treca was boxer shortsed by midnight, carrying a glass of water with both hands. boxer-briefsed adj. Drunk enough to favour close-fitting solutions while remaining unable to find the laundry basket. Shawne became boxer-briefsed and sorted the clean washing into increasingly doubtful piles. boxercised adj. Drunk in a way that combines repeated jabbing with the aerobic effort of finding the remote. Packer became boxercised while shadow-boxing between the fridge and the sitting room. boxered (/ˈbɒksəd/) adj. Drunk and treating the sofa cushions as opponents requiring a considered series of punches. Jakeil was boxered by half ten, sparring gently with the largest cushion. boxfished adj. Drunk, with the result that the body becomes square, brightly expressive and difficult to turn in a narrow kitchen. Talyiah was boxfished, wedged between the counter and the open fridge door.