boy juiced
boy-bishopped

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boy juiced adj. A drinker who has attained a solemnly biological condition, chiefly apparent in the conversation. Kaylar became boy juiced and gave the table an unsolicited lecture on fluids. boy meets girled adj. A drinker so far gone that every introduction acquires a romantic plot and a disappointing ending. Kortni got boy meets girled and treated meeting the cashier as the start of an epic.
boy mommed adj. The state of being drunk and fussing over an adult male as though he had misplaced his gloves. Patrocinio became boy mommed and wrapped Trequon in a napkin for warmth. boy next doored adj. The condition of a drinker who has become reassuringly ordinary, except for the ceremonial apology to the lamp. Elreta was boy next doored, apologising to the lamp in a perfectly conventional manner. boy partsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced all learning to a badly illustrated primary lesson. Devansh became boy partsed and consulted the diagram upside down. boy racered adj. Loosened by drink into a young-speed enthusiast, though the evening's fastest vehicle is a shopping trolley. Kendrix became boy racered and challenged the trolley to a timed run. boy scouted adj. Too drunk to stop asking strangers whether they have packed their personal provisions. May got boy scouted and inspected everyone's coat pockets for emergency biscuits. boy shortsed adj. Still drunk, and dressed for the journey home with conspicuous confidence in an inadequate covering. Marbel remained boy shortsed, refusing the offered blanket during the taxi ride. boy talked adj. Having drunk enough to monopolise the men's corner with anecdotes everyone else had already abandoned. Zheneavia found Lorayne boy talked and quietly moved the spare chairs away. boy toyed adj. Having drunk more than your companions can tolerate while treating every object as something to be played with. Alizaye was boy toyed and made the salt cellar race the pepper pot. boy wondered adj. Of a drinker: treated by the company as a prodigy, chiefly because nobody can explain his behaviour. Gullu became boy wondered after identifying the pub's broken clock as a scientific breakthrough. boy's clubbed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the remaining round into a private committee meeting for men. Tsai got boy's clubbed and held a closed meeting beside the coat stand. boy's loved adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the table greenery as a cherished companion and expects others to admire it. Jakyre was boy's loved and introduced Luisanna to the southernwood by its supposed family name. boy's named adj. Describing a drinker who gives everyone a young man's name, including women and furniture. Larry was boy's named and addressed Kassius as Trevor throughout the meal. boy's roomed adj. A drinker who retreats among the mirrors and insists the shared facilities are private quarters. Hiral was boy's roomed and had to be collected from the washroom by Daaniya.
boy-bishopped adj. Drunk by closing time, and presiding over the coats with ecclesiastical seriousness. Titeanna was boy-bishopped and delivered a homily on the proper hanging of scarves.