boyed
boyged

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boyed (/bɔɪd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that youth, dignity and the household budget have all become theoretical. Aliliana became boyed and challenged the jukebox to a duel over its musical judgement. boyeened adj. Drunk and reduced to the social resources of a boy. Naylin was boyeened and asked whether anyone had seen his other shoe.
boyehed adj. Drunk to the point where a short, unexplained utterance serves for most replies. Anabelia was boyehed and answered the question with a solemn nod. boyerred (/ˈbɔɪɚd/) adj. Drunk enough to move through the room as though both ends required separate navigation. Dryver was boyerred, approaching the doorway from one direction and leaving by another. boyfailured (/ˈbɔɪˌfeɪ.ljəɹd/) adj. Drunk past the point of competence, but not past the point of being rather endearing. Onda was boyfailured and put the kettle in the refrigerator. boyfed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a casual acquaintance as an established attachment. Jermiya was boyfed and waited outside for a man met near the jukebox. boyfied adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which affectionate assurances require a recipient. Erza got boyfied and told the bartender he was doing brilliantly. boyfriend experienced adj. Drunk since last orders, and offering strangers the careful attentiveness usually requiring prior intimacy. Baeley was boyfriend experienced and asked whether the taxi driver had eaten. boyfriend jeansed adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed with the relaxed confidence of borrowed clothing. Koamalu was boyfriend jeansed and sat backwards on the chair without apparent reason. boyfriend loopholed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every locked door as an invitation and every warning as negotiable. Marcelyn was boyfriend loopholed, attempting the stairs by routes no responsible architect had provided. boyfriended (/ˈbɔɪˌfɹɛndd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a brief exchange, now regarded as evidence of mutual devotion. Milen was boyfriended after being lent a pen for approximately ten seconds. boyfriendhooded adj. Softened by drink into requiring reassurance before attempting the final three stairs. Arashdeep was boyfriendhooded and accepted the coat stand's steadying assistance without question. boyfriendlessnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every empty place beside you and falling against several of them. Cierah became boyfriendlessnessed and selected the wall as her most dependable companion on the stairs. boyfriendshipped adj. Loosened by drink into assigning romantic significance to anyone who maintains your balance for two steps. Charmonique was boyfriendshipped after Hoa steadied her outside the pub and was thanked with a proposal. boyfued (/ˈbɔɪ.fuːd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to nominate an imaginary romantic hero for each obstacle between you and the exit. Tarus got boyfued and asked an absent fictional companion to defeat the staircase on his behalf.
boyged adj. Slowed by drink to regarding each stair, doorway and chair as a deliberate enemy. Anistasia was boyged by the staircase and negotiated with every step before proceeding upwards.