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Bombarded adj. A drinker who fills the room with a powerful brass presence, then requests water from the sofa. Mailyn, Bombarded, announced the need for water in a voice suited to the largest organ stop. Bombardiered (/bɒmˈbɑːdiˌeɪd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa is crossed on tracks, with skis required for the kitchen. Jaquincy became Bombardiered and drove across the carpet towards the kitchen at a measured crawl. Bombay blooded adj. The state of being drunk and so uncommon in the household that everyone remembers who supplied the water. Corretta was Bombay blooded and received the kitchen glass as though it were a rare medical specimen. Bombay catted adj. Drunk to the extent of prowling beneath the tables, glossy-eyed and black as a pub hearth. Izan spent closing time Bombay catted, stalking dropped crisps beneath the bar. Bombay chickened adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every remaining dish requires curry and another naan. Suleman was Bombay chickened, ordering curry for a table that had already gone home. Bombay ducked adj. Drunk by the third round, and lying low beneath the conversation like something washed in from the sea. Theresea went Bombay ducked and spent an hour surfacing only to request another half. Bombay mixed adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining every available savoury scrap into one perfectly seasoned handful. Reannan got Bombay mixed and made a single snack from crisps, nuts and beer mats. Bombay potatoesed adj. Still drunk, and proceeding in soft, spicy cubes towards whichever chair is nearest. Altonia remained Bombay potatoesed, moving cautiously from the bar to the nearest chair. Bombayed (/bɒmˈbeɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a glossy stare and the firm conviction that darkness is camouflage. Samanatha got Bombayed and crouched beside the coat stand, watching everyone without blinking. Bombayited adj. Too drunk to discuss anyone's origins, and content to remain a quiet presence by the fruit machine. Jumaane was Bombayited, saying nothing about anybody except whether the fruit machine looked friendly. Bombed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the sofa with the destructive force of an evening's final landing. Deshone arrived Bombed on the sofa and brought down two cushions and a bowl of water. Bonackered adj. Sufficiently drunk to claim local knowledge of every corner of the pub, wherever the pub may be. Tharun became Bonackered and gave directions to the toilets as though born behind the bar. Bonaparte's gulled adj. Having drunk enough to circle the crisps, cry over nothing, and land wherever the shouting is loudest. Kortana got Bonaparte's gulled and patrolled the snack bowls before landing beside the jukebox. Bonaparte's sandpipered adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and searching the carpet for small edible fragments. Tajiana went Bonaparte's sandpipered, pecking patiently among the bar stools for peanuts. Bonaparteaned adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself commander of the round and rearrange its campaign. Amoure got Bonaparteaned and issued precise orders for the next round from the corner seat. Bonapartismed (/ˈbəʊnəpɑːtɪzəmd/) adj. You are drunk and attempting to reorganise the pub according to principles known only to yourself. Micayah became Bonapartismed and moved the stools into a formation nobody could explain.