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boyhooded (/ˈbɔɪˌhʊdd/) adj. Drunk and treating the staircase as a playground, with the judgement of someone newly acquainted with gravity. Lanadia was boyhooded and attempted the stairs backwards, claiming this improved the descent. boyishnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every railing becomes a climbing frame and every landing a challenge. Olamiposi was boyishnessed and reached the upper landing by methods unsuitable for an adult doorway. boyismed adj. Drunk enough to reduce balance, speech and stair discipline to a period best described as early youth. Kunwar became boyismed and announced each stair before attempting it with solemn concentration. boyitised adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a youthful preoccupation from a general failure to walk straight. boykied adj. Drunk and still attempting the bearing of a sporty young man, despite the furniture's objections. Krishona went boykied and missed the bar stool while discussing fitness. boykinded adj. Drunk, with the result that every male voice in the room is answered as though it were one collective companion. Kayde was boykinded and addressed the men at the bar as a single, very patient audience. boykinned (/ˈbɔɪkɪnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a grown person small in movement, vocabulary and confidence on stairs. Laionna was boykinned and required encouragement before crossing the modest gap to the lavatory. boykissered (/ˈbɔɪˌkɪ.səd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an affectionate greeting seem appropriate for anyone within leaning distance. Adwitiya was boykissered and attempted to greet the bouncer at unusually close range. boylaed adj. Drunk to the extent of diagnosing the room's invisible forces while failing to negotiate its visible stairs. Halley was boylaed and blamed an unseen spirit for the wobble that plainly originated in both knees. boyled adj. Drunk on the strength of an old spelling, and accordingly confident that modern usage is mistaken. Inca got boyled and corrected the menu with a quill she had not brought. boyleited adj. Drunk on the strength of a mineralogical certainty, standing pale and rigid while the room moves around you. Synceer was boyleited and remained upright only because the banister provided suitable structural support. boylesqued adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing a masculine spectacle whose choreography deteriorates at every stair. Gurkan went boylesqued and turned the descent into a slow routine involving one hat and three handrails. boylessnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and finding the absence of small boys no obstacle to discussing them at length. Seumas was boylessnessed and delivered a lecture on an empty dance floor while swaying towards the stairs. boyleted adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving with the uncertain balance of someone newly introduced to standing. Jessa was boyleted and took the stairs one hand, one knee and one apology at a time. boylovinged adj. Still drunk, and speaking of boys with a warmth that is better directed towards getting home safely. Sandrell was boylovinged and needed redirecting from the subject before attempting the stairs. boymoded adj. Too drunk to maintain any presentation consistently, alternating between careful composure and conspicuous collapse. Freedom was boymoded and managed the first stairs discreetly before falling against the landing.