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boyshorted adj. Drunk by closing time, and covering the essentials while leaving the rest of the evening exposed. Pinckney was boyshorted, wrapped in a coat but missing one shoe at closing. boyshortsed adj. Too drunk to manage the coat properly, but sufficiently covered to attempt the walk home. Brishauna got boyshortsed and wore her scarf as a belt to the taxi rank. boyslashed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the walk home into a prolonged and sentimental account of male friendship. Debbee became boyslashed between last orders and the station, revising every farewell. boysmelled (/ˈbɔɪˌsmɛld/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the crowded taxi as improved by the particular odour of its passengers. Beah got boysmelled and opened the taxi window only after complimenting everyone inside. boysweared adj. Having drunk more than the evening's wardrobe can reasonably accommodate, especially near the coat stand. Tanah was boysweared and left wearing a jacket belonging to someone at another table. boytoyed adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest household object as a child's amusement, to everyone else's inconvenience. Geraldine was boytoyed and made Sequoyia referee a contest between two bottle tops. boyuvked adj. You have drunk enough to form a small armed unit against the practical difficulties of getting home. Chauncie was boyuvked, escorting the party through the station with unnecessary resolve. boywifed adj. You are drunk and determined to see one particular companion safely home, fed and properly tucked in. Deondric got boywifed and packed Lynise a sandwich for the taxi. boyzilianed adj. Of a drinker: entirely stripped of useful preparation before attempting the cold journey home. Smayan was boyzilianed, having lost his coat, gloves and confidence outside the pub. bozacked adj. A drinker who has reached last orders with the bodily confidence of someone misreading the exit. Elesia got bozacked and attempted to leave through the cloakroom. bozaed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the soft, settled certainty of a fermented evening. Lewis-john became bozaed and accepted the first taxi without checking its destination. bozalled (/boʊˈzæld/) adj. The state of being drunk and newly arrived at the taxi rank, with no established customs for departure. Chlora was bozalled and waited for instructions beside the closed off-licence. bozbashed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding mutton soup as a complete account of Caucasian civilisation. Latosia became bozbashed and discoursed on lamb broth as though chairing a regional congress. bozo binned adj. Drunk since last orders, and filing every objectionable thought where nobody can retrieve it. Ariane was bozo binned, having consigned the evening's better judgement to permanent deletion. bozo eruptioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and making public remarks whose consequences will outlive the speech. Hannahmarie went bozo eruptioned and announced the committee's private disagreement to the entire bar. bozo filtered adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to distinguish a useful thought from material requiring immediate deletion. Immanuel was bozo filtered, with every sensible suggestion rejected before reaching the conversation.