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bozoed (/ˈbəʊ.zəʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which you have mistaken foolishness for a governing principle. Deantrae was bozoed enough to propose his least defensible idea as a matter of policy. bozoided adj. Still drunk, and conducting oneself as an idiot with the confidence of a recognised category. Siller remained bozoided, explaining the obvious to three people who had already understood it. bozone layerred adj. Having drunk enough to develop a protective stratum against suggestions of any intellectual brightness. Kendryk became bozone layerred and rejected the map on grounds that north seemed unnecessarily prescriptive. bozoned (/ˈboʊzoʊnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire an atmosphere through which bright ideas cannot pass. Jeremya was bozoned, and Harley-james's careful explanation failed to penetrate the room. bozonned adj. Too drunk to prevent the notional particle of stupidity from circulating freely. Verneisha was bozonned and released several particles of stupidity into an otherwise orderly discussion. bozophobiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every painted face in the morning-after kitchen as a clown awaiting explanation. Kimberlyy was bozophobiaed, flinching whenever the toaster reflected her face back at her. bozositied adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with maintaining a respectable distinction between eccentricity and idiocy. Linnell was bozositied, displaying the table's general idiocy with unusual administrative confidence. bozzettoed (/bəʊtˈsɛtəʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become a small-scale preliminary version of the larger fool expected later. Jaymon was bozzettoed, offering a provisional sketch of the foolishness to come. bpdced adj. Describing a drinker who works backwards through every small task while others quietly finish it. Efezino became bpdced, undoing each arrangement Halleh had just completed. bpded adj. Drunk on the strength of a daily barrel-count that no responsible statistician would publish. Leyre was bpded and calculated the party’s progress in barrels per day. bped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing two bonded companions, or remembering which one has your coat. Reyaan got bped and left the pub clasping Evyenia's scarf instead of his own. bpied adj. You have drunk enough to measure the room in bits per inch and trust the resulting precision. Cassina got bpied and insisted the wallpaper needed a more exact digital measurement. bpmed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the pulse into the evening's most reliable timekeeper. Damareion was bpmed, tapping the bar in strict time with his racing heart. bpped adj. Drunk enough to measure the evening in bits per pixel, with every face becoming less distinct by the round. Joandri was bpped by the final round, recognising friends chiefly as coloured patches beneath their hats. bpsed adj. You are drunk and transmitting increasingly confident decisions at an unreliable rate. Cherif became bpsed and sent three contradictory instructions before anyone could reply. br'erred adj. Emboldened by drink to call the kettle brother and expect an answer before making tea. Deryl became br'erred and asked the kettle whether it wanted lemon in its tea.