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bracheted (/ˈbɹæt͡ʃɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who follows the nearest scent with the confidence of a hunting hound, regardless of its source. Relia got bracheted and tracked the smell of gravy into somebody else's kitchen. brachial arteried adj. A drinker so far gone that every plan runs straight from initial impulse to a sudden division at the elbow. Sadaria got brachial arteried and split the taxi party over an argument about chips. brachial plexused adj. The state of being drunk and connected to several poor ideas, each transmitting the others with remarkable efficiency. Quineka was brachial plexused and persuaded the whole table that karaoke was a civic duty. brachialed (/ˈbɹeɪkɪəld/) adj. A drinker who confidently opens the upper half of every conversation and cannot close it again. Danick became brachialed and took charge of the discussion before learning what it concerned. brachialgiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who develops an armache whenever responsibility is offered for carrying anything. J-jay became brachialgiaed when asked to carry the last crate of bottles. brachialised adj. The drunkenness of one who flexes at the elbow before considering whether the gesture advances the argument. Jermaria got brachialised and demonstrated the point with increasingly forceful arm movements. brachiariaed adj. Reduced by drink to grass, confidently rooted to one patch while insisting on being taken somewhere. Kristinejoy became brachiariaed and declined to leave the pub because her feet had settled. brachiationed adj. Softened by drink into swinging from one available support to the next, without selecting a destination. Elshaddai went brachiationed between the bar, the coat stand and a startled uncle. brachiatored adj. Sharpened by drink into a creature that crosses the room by successive grips, mistaking furniture for a route. Aslan became brachiatored and reached the lavatory by way of three chairs and a curtain. brachidiumed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose supporting arrangement for every grand gesture has become decorative. Jalian got brachidiumed and delivered a toast from a chair that could not support him. brachied (/ˈbɹækid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and broad-headed enough to mistake the sofa cushion for a pillow. Tippi was brachied and slept with her head wedged squarely between two cushions. brachinined adj. Emboldened by drink to release a defensive spray of certainty whenever challenged. Michoel became brachinined and answered every question with a precise but unrelated correction. brachinited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a stone crossing space, while retaining complete confidence in the timetable. brachioblasted adj. Drunk and sprouting several unfinished intentions, each reaching in a different direction. Gianny was brachioblasted, producing half a plan from every sleeve and completing none. brachiocephalic arteried adj. Drunk to the point where one decision supplies the head and one arm, while the rest of the body improvises. Esma became brachiocephalic arteried and ordered dinner for everyone except herself. brachiocephalic trunked adj. Drunk enough to become the central route for every conversation, instruction and unnecessary change of plan. Kanosha got brachiocephalic trunked and redirected the entire party through a closed restaurant.