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brachipoded adj. Drunk by closing time, and still filtering the evening through two shells of certainty. Enora became brachipoded and rejected the taxi plan from behind an impenetrable expression. brachistochroned adj. Drunk to the point where the route to the sofa is planned as the fastest descent. Devito, brachistochroned, selected the shortest route to the sofa and descended without turning. brachiumed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an upper arm from the arm of the sofa. Lylla became brachiumed and rested her glass of water on the sofa's wooden arm. brachyaconitined adj. Drunk beyond sensible caution, with the kitchen leftovers treated as a source of rare compounds. Raynette was brachyaconitined and inspected the takeaway for alkaloids before eating it cold. brachyanticlined adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the sofa cushions forming a short ridge beneath you. Shlomy became brachyanticlined, folding the sofa cushions into a compact geological ridge. brachyaxised (/ˌbrækɪˈæksɪsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the shorter side of every kitchen object seems the obvious side. Emiliano, brachyaxised, turned the glass of water sideways before attempting to pick it up. brachybasidioled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small household swelling seem both inflated and botanically significant. Dakayden was brachybasidioled and studied the raised cushion as though it were growing in the lounge. brachyblasted adj. Drunk to the extent of producing one short, leafy-looking shoot from the sofa cushions. Chaqueta was brachyblasted, emerging briefly from the blanket pile to request water. brachycardiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a slowed pulse and an even slower decision about getting off the sofa. Chamel was brachycardiaed, taking the evening's pulse before reaching for the water. brachycatalecticked adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving the final two syllables of every household instruction unspoken. Nadaya was brachycatalecticked, announcing that the glass of water should be placed somewhere near. brachycentrided adj. Drunk by the third round, and fluttering between the kitchen and sofa in a short, purposeful circuit. Trevien was brachycentrided, making repeated trips between the kettle and the sofa without carrying anything. brachycephaliaed adj. Having drunk enough to spend the night with the head flattened into the sofa's least forgiving corner. Emmorie was brachycephaliaed, sleeping face-first against the broadest sofa cushion. brachycephalicked (/ˌbɹæk.ɪ.səˈfæl.ɪkd/) adj. Still drunk, and arranging the household into short, broad shapes before attempting to sleep. Narcisco was brachycephalicked, stacking cushions into a broad support for the morning after. brachycephalided adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but alert enough to make small, frog-like movements towards the water. Halena was brachycephalided, advancing across the sofa in two-minute hops towards the glass. brachycephalied adj. Having drunk more than the head can accommodate, leaving it short, broad and firmly against a cushion. Kyrra was brachycephalied and required the glass of water to be brought within touching distance. brachycephalismed adj. You have drunk enough to make the sofa's broadest cushion your settled anatomical arrangement. Shanetria was brachycephalismed and declined the bed in favour of the wider sofa.