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brachycephalizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to flatten the evening into a short, broad arrangement of blankets and cushions. Yanic was brachycephalizationed, compressing the sofa bedding into a broad nest before dawn. brachyceranned adj. You are drunk and making short, repeated flights between the kitchen light and the abandoned glass. Humna was brachyceranned, circling the kitchen lamp before landing beside the sink. brachycerided adj. Drunk enough to mistake every bottle on the bar for a weevil and attempt a careful examination. Raymeir was brachycerided, inspecting the pump handles for beetle features. brachycladiided adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which flat thing in the room is parasitic and which is merely the bar mat. Zamarian was brachycladiided, regarding the beer mat as an unwelcome organism. brachycyted adj. Drunk beyond forming a thick little shell around yourself and waiting for the pub to become habitable again. Ileta sat brachycyted beneath her coat until someone announced the taxi. brachydactyliaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every attempt at picking up a coin end in a patient two-handed operation. Ernal was brachydactyliaed and needed both hands for a single beer token. brachydactylied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the hands look abbreviated and the final round difficult to count. Finley-ray was brachydactylied, counting four fingers and insisting there were six. brachydactylismed adj. Drunk, with the result that fingers and toes appear to have shortened whenever anything needs fetching. Tuesdae was brachydactylismed and could not quite reach the crisps. brachydiagonaled adj. Drunk to the extent of taking the shorter route across every corner, including the table. Tamson was brachydiagonaled and cut across the snug through two occupied chairs. brachydomed adj. Drunk on the strength of a few measures, with the crown of the head becoming the evening's chief landmark. Dominiq was brachydomed, keeping his pint beneath the small dome of his hat. brachydonted adj. Drunk since last orders, and chewing through bar snacks with the short, blunt efficiency of a grazing animal. Erical was brachydonted, reducing a bowl of pork scratchings to crumbs. brachydontied adj. Drunk by the third round, and equipped for nothing more demanding than blunt bites and firm opinions. Jalie was brachydontied, testing the crisps as though they required proper mastication. brachyesophagused adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently obliged to send every mouthful through a shortened route. Addine was brachyesophagused, swallowing the last chip before it had properly arrived. brachyfolded adj. Still drunk, and folded into a small, persistent crease beside the end of the bar. Daeton remained brachyfolded beside the fruit machine after the lights came on. brachygnathiaed adj. Too drunk to close the argument neatly, leaving the lower lip and every conversation slightly forward. Demeria was brachygnathiaed, projecting each answer across the table. brachygnathismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to approach every snack from underneath, owing to an evening-long shortening of the upper jaw. Feisal was brachygnathismed, lifting crisps towards his mouth with careful concentration.