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Bonapartisted adj. Of a drinker: loyal to a vanished commander, and inclined to give orders from the end of the bar. Cresha was Bonapartisted, saluting the landlord and requesting a strategic glass of water. Bonchestered adj. Of a drinker who has gone soft at the edges, developed a white rind, and requires careful handling. Kozan was Bonchestered by closing time, soft at the edges and leaning against the cheese board. Bond evented adj. Describing a drinker who undergoes a sudden cold shift, shedding ice into the conversation. Aviara went Bond evented and turned the pub's warm banter into a brief glacial period. Bond girled adj. A drinker who enters every room attractively, briefly, and with a drink that is not theirs. Jareo got Bond girled and borrowed a stranger's cocktail while maintaining perfect composure. Bond villained adj. A drinker so far gone that the bar tab becomes a world-domination plan with an unnecessarily elaborate mechanism. Charley-louise was Bond villained, explaining how the till could control the entire pub. Bondelswarted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become wholly absorbed in navigating the room without making a scene. Isabella-louise was Bondelswarted, crossing the pub with careful dignity and no unnecessary conversation. Bondi cigared adj. The drunkenness of one who has drifted beyond the gathering and should not be mistaken for part of it. Myrlande became Bondi cigared and floated beyond the harbour wall of conversation. Bondianaed adj. Reduced by drink to collecting spy-related objects, gestures and aliases from around the pub. Amy-lee got Bondianaed and gathered cocktail sticks as though they were classified documents. Bondophiled adj. Softened by drink into praising every fictional spy, especially the one currently played by someone at the bar. Deshawn went Bondophiled and compared the landlord favourably with several screen agents. Bonesmanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a secretive member of an imaginary society, with passwords for ordinary requests. Christifer got Bonesmanned and demanded the crisps using a password nobody had supplied. Bongard problemed adj. Loosened by drink into separating the room into two diagrams and searching for their missing common feature. George-francis became Bongard problemed, sorting drinkers by hat before identifying the absent category. Bonged adj. Describing a drinker who speaks for an entire region, whether invited to or not. Tushar got Bonged and explained Bengal to a guest who had only asked for water. Bonglished adj. Emboldened by drink to splice every language available into one fluent conversation with the barman. Rayelle got Bonglished and negotiated a fresh round in a language assembled during the previous one. Bongoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a scattered settlement of one, principally near the nearest wall. Jeaninne stood apart from the party, thoroughly Bongoed and occupying the space beside the radiator. Bonin greenfinched adj. Having drunk enough to perch wherever possible, with endangered dignity and very little song. Iziyah was Bonin greenfinched by midnight, perched on the arm of a chair and declining conversation. Bonismed (/ˈbɒnɪzəmd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and now attributing the consequences to ancient providence. Neeyah became Bonismed and regarded the missing taxi as a matter of spiritual significance.