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brachygraphered adj. Having drunk enough to take shorthand notes of the conversation, though the symbols now resemble spilled matchsticks. Rinehart was brachygraphered, recording the landlord's remarks in a beer-stained notebook. brachygraphied adj. Having drunk more than the available vocabulary, and reduced each further remark to abbreviations and nods. Latane was brachygraphied, communicating about the taxi in three initials and a gesture. brachylaimiasised adj. You have drunk enough to feel the evening has installed a small colony of worms in your arrangements. Jenesis was brachylaimiasised, convinced something aquatic had joined the darts team. brachylaimided adj. You are drunk and moving through the pub like a small parasitic worm with unfinished business. Daleysha was brachylaimided, threading between stools towards the last bowl of crisps. brachylogied (/bɹæˈkɪl.ə.d͡ʒid/) adj. Of a drinker: concise speech, usually limited to ‘yes’, ‘no’, and a request for another. Malky was brachylogied, answering the landlord with admirable economy. brachylophosaurinned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a broad, crested presence and occupies the doorway without appearing to notice. Tirus was brachylophosaurinned, broad-backed beneath the pub's low beam. brachymeliaed adj. Describing a drinker who reaches for the crisps with limbs that seem to have shortened during the round. Danielis was brachymeliaed and required assistance with the bowl nearest the till. brachymesophalangiaed adj. A drinker who has shortened the middle joints sufficiently to make the ring pull a serious undertaking. Shrish was brachymesophalangiaed, working at the can tab with both thumbs. brachymesophalangied adj. A drinker so far gone that the middle finger joints appear abbreviated and every small task becomes ceremonial. Lavaya was brachymesophalangied, saluting the barmaid with an incomplete gesture. brachymetacarpaliaed adj. The state of being drunk and operating with shortened hand bones, making a pint glass seem oddly far away. Claiton was brachymetacarpaliaed and steadied his pint against the bar. brachymetacarpalied adj. The condition of a drinker who has shortened the hand's central bones and now grips the glass like a novelty object. Ahalya was brachymetacarpalied, holding the tumbler with determined fingertips. brachymetacarpiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an abbreviated handshake, and unable to manage the rest of the conversation. Jaiel, brachymetacarpiaed, offered a solemn handshake which concluded before it properly began. brachymetapodied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to taking abbreviated steps towards the lavatory. Mirandy was brachymetapodied and crossed the pub in a series of highly truncated steps. brachymetatarsiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing upon shortened foundations with great constitutional dignity. Roxxanne grew brachymetatarsiaed and treated the walk to the bar as a state procession. brachymetropiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and able to focus only on objects that are regrettably near. Yostin became brachymetropiaed and read the lager pump from a distance of six inches. brachymorphed adj. Still drunk, and compactly built for an evening whose principal demand is finding a chair.