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brachystochroned adj. Drunk enough to regard the quickest route to bed as a matter for household mathematics. Kenia was brachystochroned and calculated the fastest path from the fridge to the spare room. brachysyndactylied adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose shortened digits have joined forces against the bottle opener. Fezaan was brachysyndactylied and found the bottle opener impossible to operate with united fingers. brachytelephalangiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to point at the final crisps with unusually short distal authority. Shai grew brachytelephalangiaed and directed the whole table towards the last packet of crisps. brachytelephalangied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each short fingertip must negotiate its own arrival. Calebe became brachytelephalangied and took a full minute to retrieve his phone. brachytherapied adj. Having drunk more than the room could contain, with the excess delivered directly into every conversation. Vandiver was brachytherapied, quietly radiating advice at close range across the supper table. brachytherapisted adj. Having drunk enough to administer precise internal treatments to everyone else's private affairs. Panav got brachytherapisted and offered unsolicited remedies to each guest's domestic difficulties. brachythoracided adj. You have drunk enough to lumber through the gathering in armour, making ordinary chairs seem poorly designed. Atie got brachythoracided and turned sideways for every doorway, to the inconvenience of the hosts. brachyuranned (/ˌbɹæk.iˈjʊə.ɹənd/) adj. You are drunk and moving sideways through the party, pinching conversations shut as you go. Javale became brachyuranned and interrupted every exchange with a sideways approach and a firm opinion. brachyuried adj. Of a drinker: left with so little conversational reach that everyone else must come unnervingly close. Yvelle was brachyuried, requiring the whole sofa to lean in before any reply emerged. bracinged (/ˈbɹeɪsɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become structural support for the room, leaning on people and furniture alike. Livya got bracinged and spent the final hour holding up the mantelpiece and two opinions. bracingnessed adj. Describing a drinker who refreshes the company chiefly by leaving it briefly and returning. Schrita became bracingnessed, and the table enjoyed a marked improvement during each absence. braciolaed adj. A drinker who has folded into the nearest gathering and is being passed round with the plates. Faaris got braciolaed and attached himself to whichever group was nearest the buffet. brackebuschited adj. The state of being drunk and composed of too many elements for anyone present to identify safely. Zaneria grew brackebuschited, alarming the room with a complex mixture of opinions and minerals. bracked (/bɹækd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark has acquired the salt and bitterness of an old quarrel. Rubiana became bracked and seasoned the birthday speeches with grievances from 2009. brackened (/ˈbɹækənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed a dense, unwelcome thicket around the last available seat. Ilaria became brackened and made the spare chair inaccessible to everyone else. bracket bustered adj. Softened by drink into defeating the evening's hierarchy, addressing senior guests with tournament confidence. Sydnee became bracket bustered and challenged the managing director to justify his pudding choice.