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bradyzided adj. Having drunk enough to oppose every suggestion that the evening should now end. Natavious was bradyzided at last orders and rejected the taxi, the coat, and the concept of home. bradyzoited adj. Having drunk more than enough to become stationary, slow-growing, and difficult to remove from the pub. Baila was bradyzoited beneath the coat hooks, making no progress towards the door. braed (/bɹɑːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has secured the evening's essentials and is now supporting them with misplaced confidence. Kayvin was braed, maintaining an elaborate posture unsupported by the chair beneath him. braffinned adj. You have drunk enough to require a horse collar before attempting the journey home. Micahya was braffinned by last orders, wearing a scarf like formal equipment for the walk home. brag booked adj. Of a drinker: displaying the evening's finest moments in sequence, whether anyone requested the album or not. Erene was brag booked in the taxi, showing photographs of every round to the driver. brag sheeted adj. Of a drinker who has turned the journey home into a documented record of personal achievements. bragabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who has made even finding the exit suitable material for later boasting. Hayly was bragabilitied after last orders, treating the correct coat as a notable triumph. bragawded adj. You are drunk and regarding fermented ale sweetened with honey as the proper basis of authority. Lavania, bragawded by the second jug, offered historical guidance on spiced ale. bragfested (/ˈbɹæɡfɛstd/) adj. A drinker who has converted every round and minor journey into an occasion for self-congratulation. Deyana was bragfested by closing, presenting the taxi queue as evidence of sound leadership. braggabled adj. A drinker so far gone that every possession, achievement, and successfully opened door merits announcement. Birdena was braggabled in the cloakroom, praising the quality of a coat nobody had asked about. braggadociaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has replaced directions home with empty declarations of competence. Kacy-may was braggadociaed outside the pub, insisting the wrong turning was strategically chosen. braggadocianed adj. The state of being drunk and confidently promising an entirely unnecessary account of the evening. braggadocioed (/ˌbɹæ.ɡəˈdəʊ.t͡ʃəʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who announces mastery of last orders while still searching for the cloakroom. Jceion was braggadocioed at closing, assuring everyone that the missing coat was under control. braggarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting ordinary competence as though it were a personal triumph. braggardismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every minor recollection as an achievement of national importance. Shaneya became braggardismed, awarding herself certificates for having found the lavatory. braggarted (/ˈbɹæɡɑːtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to report an incident without enlarging its importance. Nekiesha was braggarted, describing a successful taxi hail as a feat of civic leadership.