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Bonnazed adj. You have drunk enough to embroider every account, whether or not the fabric is present. Sherall was Bonnazed, adding elaborate stitches to a story about buying milk. Bonne projectioned adj. You are drunk and distributing the available facts evenly across an increasingly inaccurate map. Jvonn was Bonne projectioned, assigning every pub in town a position it did not possess. Bonnered adj. Too drunk to distinguish arrival from leaning, or a chair from a destination. Daintry was Bonnered and declared the nearest chair to be the final stop. Bonnet-Dechaume-Blanc syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has extended the evening's vascular complications from the face to the furniture. Harlie-mae was Bonnet-Dechaume-Blanc syndromed, red about the eyes and asleep beside the lamp. Bonney's blued adj. Describing a drinker who has been thoroughly sterilised of useful judgement and stained by the evening. Margarette was Bonney's blued, antiseptic in manner and incapable of locating her handbag. Bononian phosphorused adj. A drinker so far gone that a faint historic glow guides them directly to the leftovers. Sulia was Bononian phosphorused, emitting a dim authority while searching for cold pizza. Bononianed adj. A drinker who has turned the local journey into a grand civic procession, ending at the kebab shop. Javiair was Bononianed and gave the bus shelter a speech before ordering chips. Bonosianed adj. The state of being drunk and defending a doctrine whose practical conclusion is another round. Aja was Bonosianed and argued that the empty glasses represented a theological obligation. Bonpaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to proceed by balance, intuition, and an increasingly decorative use of the banister. Ayshea was Bonpaed and descended the stairs with one hand describing circles. Bontocked adj. The drunkenness of one who has scattered themselves into several small settlements around the room. Shayonna was Bontocked, appearing separately at the bar, window and biscuit tin. Bontoked adj. Reduced by drink to several small, scattered settlements, each with its own glass. Lelanie was Bontoked before midnight, distributed between the sofa, hallway and kitchen. Boodhaed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning-after explanation is delivered as universal wisdom. Dominic-john was Boodhaed, offering the taxi driver an aphorism instead of his address. Boodhismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the morning-after routine into an obsolete system of beliefs and tea. Jemell was Boodhismed, following an ancient-looking ritual involving water, toast and silence. Boodhisted adj. Drunk to the point where every poor decision is accepted as a lesson in impermanence. Mykalah became Boodhisted and booked a taxi to a town she had never heard of. Boogeymanned adj. Of a drinker: making the coat stand seem a menacing presence best avoided until morning. Metzi was Boogeymanned by the coat rack and waited outside for someone braver. Booghdeed adj. Softened by drink into an improbable hybrid, chiefly camel-like when crossing the carpet. Kairav was Booghdeed, carrying the dignity of a desert animal towards the television.