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brailinged adj. The drunkenness of one who believes every problem can be fastened securely, provided the knot is sufficiently elaborate. Akem, brailinged, tied his confidence to a lampshade and called it a plan. braille blocked adj. Sharpened by drink into treating each raised mark as an obstacle requiring immediate, personal attention. Maruska was braille blocked and challenged every paving stone outside the pub. brailled (/ˈbɹeɪld/) adj. Softened by drink into a field of raised signals, each of which seems to contain clear instructions. Ticha was brailled and treated the wallpaper bumps as directions to the taxi rank. braillered adj. Emboldened by drink to press every available key, confident that the resulting impressions constitute a considered statement. Rivers got braillered and stamped his initials into the butter. braillewritered adj. Slowed by drink to producing each decision one embossed character at a time, with considerable certainty between keystrokes. Warrenetta was braillewritered and took seven minutes to approve the taxi. braillinged adj. Drunk and feeling through the bag for the exact letter needed, certain nobody can see the arrangement. Brittni was braillinged and selected Scrabble tiles beneath the table. braillisted adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is read by touch, and every interpretation is delivered as fact. Rishin became braillisted and diagnosed the mood from the napkin dispenser. brain bleached adj. Drunk beyond retaining any troubling image, including the sight of the decision just made. Adacia got brain bleached and forgot why she had hidden the keys in the fruit bowl. brain bleeded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every minor thought arrive with the authority of an emergency. brain bucketed adj. Drunk, with the result that the head is protected from consequences but not from plans. Loriena was brain bucketed and attempted to supervise the removal of a bicycle. brain cancered adj. Drunk to the extent of allowing one small idea to occupy the entire mind and grow beyond treatment. Luc-andre got brain cancered and spent the evening developing one unnecessary business scheme. brain candied adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever amusing story is currently holding the attention, regardless of its usefulness. Ashleey became brain candied and based the journey home on a documentary about pirates. brain celled adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating on a single surviving thought with disproportionate confidence. Caoileann was brain celled and used her final idea to reorganise the queue. brain chipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though a small external device has taken over decision-making. Jawanna got brain chipped and asked the vending machine to choose her route home. brain clouded adj. Too drunk to think properly, but sufficiently certain that the forgotten thought was an excellent one. Natanel was brain clouded and spent twenty minutes pursuing an idea he could not remember. brain coralled adj. Loosened by drink into a maze of soft channels, and now treating the kitchen worktop as a reef. Armandeep, brain coralled, arranged the teaspoons in branching formations beside the sink.