brain freezed
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brain freezed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a cold-stimulus headache from perfectly ordinary water. Milika went brain freezed after drinking chilled tap water and lay quietly beneath the blanket. brain gained adj. You are drunk and receiving a sudden influx of skilled helpers from the kitchen to the sofa. Jovoni was brain gained when three relatives arrived with water, blankets and competing advice.
brain graphed adj. The state of being drunk and mapping every friendship in the room, including temporary ones. Kyndle got brain graphed and drew lines between strangers on a beer mat. brain greyed adj. Of a drinker who has become the dim, neutral colour of a room after the lights are lowered. Bryndon sat brain greyed on the sofa, accepting water and offering no further visual information. brain heavied adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a criminal mastermind and the heavy at the bar. Fischer went brain heavied and offered to plan the robbery, despite struggling with the till. brain imaginged adj. Drunk in a way that makes every thought appear on an invisible scan, usually in the wrong order. Anamia got brain imaginged and described her private thoughts to the whole snug. brain implanted adj. Drunk, with the result that somebody else's suggestion has been fitted directly into your thinking. Iwana went brain implanted and treated the barman's casual remark as a standing instruction. brain mushroomed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a dubious second helping for a harmless edible growth. Jezell became brain mushroomed and regarded the pickled onion as a false morel. brain rotted (/ˈbɹeɪn ˌɹɒtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to accepting the crisps' advice on every matter. Tinh went brain rotted and asked the salted peanuts whether he should call a taxi. brain sanded adj. Still drunk, and smoothed of all useful thought by repeated contact with the bar. Zuleica remained brain sanded, offering only a polished nod to each question. brain scannered adj. Too drunk to keep private thoughts private, and convinced the room can read them. Jackilynn went brain scannered and covered her pint whenever anyone glanced over. brain scienced adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can explain, and explaining it anyway. brain stemmed adj. You have drunk enough to remain upright by the narrowest connection between intention and movement. Syrene went brain stemmed and navigated the pub by leaning from one table to another. brain stormed (/ˈbɹeɪn stɔːmd/) adj. Of a drinker: seized by a sudden convulsion of ideas, each arriving with thunder. Bayane went brain stormed and proposed moving the entire pub closer to the station. brain sugared adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a sweet surge of confidence for sound judgement. Annesha got brain sugared and promised to sing after the next round.
brain surgeoned adj. Describing a drinker who performs delicate operations on conversations with blunt instruments. Keegan went brain surgeoned and removed the awkward subject by shouting over it.