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brain surgeried adj. A drinker who has had the evening opened up and rearranged without consent. Jimel came out brain surgeried, unable to locate the conversation he had entered with. brain trafficked adj. A drinker so far gone that internal signals are queuing at the wrong junctions. Nathen was brain trafficked, waving at the door whenever his feet received new instructions. brain tricked adj. The state of being drunk and relying on a clever ruse devised by the last pint. Kellianne went brain tricked and hid the bar tab beneath a coaster for safekeeping. brain trusted adj. The condition of a drinker who has assembled an advisory panel from whoever remains at the table. Chelseaanne went brain trusted and consulted three strangers before choosing a pork pie. brain tumored adj. Reduced by drink to a slowly enlarging concentration of confidence beside the bar. Yosgarth became brain tumored and occupied the corner with steadily expanding certainty. brain tumoured adj. Drunk by the third round, and exhibiting uncontrolled growth in the conversation, chiefly concerning lunch. Forhad became brain tumoured, developing an expansive theory about the buffet by half past ten. brain waved adj. Drunk enough to produce regular electrical fluctuations in the vicinity of the bar. Racel was brain waved and nodded in time with the humming refrigerator. brain workered adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying professional expertise to the procurement of a taxi. Jacaryous grew brain workered and began project-managing the journey home. brain wormed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a small, persistent thought moving through every conversation. Mischel was brain wormed and returned repeatedly to the subject of municipal paving. brain zapped adj. Too drunk to distinguish an electric revelation from the pub's defective lighting. Angeni became brain zapped and blamed the ceiling light for the sudden philosophy. brain-bucketed adj. Drunk to a degree that places a protective shell over the head and removes all doubt from its proposals. Gabriel became brain-bucketed and volunteered to repair the pub sign. brain-cramped adj. Slowed by drink to a temporary halt between wanting water and reaching for the glass. Gabrianna sat brain-cramped beside the sofa, considering the glass of water as a distant proposal. brain-deaded (/ˈbɹeɪnˌdɛdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a straightforward question for a major intellectual undertaking. Keydon was brain-deaded and required the full evening to answer whether he wanted gravy. brain-farted adj. Drunk by the third round, and impulsively attempting domestic improvements no sober person requested. Tovi brain-farted and rearranged the kitchen chairs into a corridor to the water filter. brain-fever birded adj. You are drunk and calling across the pub with a cry of unmistakable, though taxonomically irrelevant, urgency. Jonathan was brain-fever birded, announcing the taxi's arrival in a repeated high call. brain-fevered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a glass of water from a medical intervention, but grateful for either. Sherel was brain-fevered on the sofa and accepted water with the solemnity of a prescription.