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braincasted adj. Loosened by drink into a preserved impression of former thought, reconstructed chiefly around the cheese board. Dexten was braincasted, leaving only a fossilised account of the cheese selection. braincelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and trusting one remaining mental unit to manage the evening unaided. Divija became braincelled and appointed the coat rack keeper of the receipts. brainchilded (/ˈbɹeɪnt͡ʃaɪldd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to present the decision to order chips as an original intellectual innovation. Mikiala became brainchilded and unveiled the shared chips as her principal contribution to civilisation. brainchipped adj. Still drunk, and accepting instructions from any bright little signal that appears nearby. Nosakhare remained brainchipped, allowing the cashpoint to determine the evening's next venue. braincrafted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which choosing a sandwich becomes intellectual work. Ikaika was braincrafted and spent twenty minutes composing a decision about the panini. braindanced adj. Drunk and performing intelligent dance music with the restrained mobility of a coat on a chair. Elysha was braindanced, nodding solemnly to music while remaining almost entirely stationary. braindeaded adj. Having drunk enough to regard ordinary reasoning as an optional decorative feature. Jasyah became braindeaded and attempted to pay for crisps with a library card. braindumped adj. Drunk, with the result that the entire contents of memory have been delivered into the kitchen. Marleyna became braindumped beside the fridge, listing childhood addresses between sips of water. brainectomied adj. Drunk to the point where the brain has apparently been removed, leaving only the intention to find chips. Kinzleigh was brainectomied and followed the smell of chips without further consultation. brained (/bɹeɪnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who lets the first thought arrive unchallenged and take charge of the household. brainednessed adj. You have drunk enough to assign every person present a different sort of mind, and explain each classification aloud. brainered adj. You are drunk and convinced that everyone else has been issued the wrong sort of brain. Ahnjayla became brainered and corrected Johnnyjoe's thinking between every course. brainfarted adj. Drunk by closing time, and committing small acts of household reasoning that cannot survive daylight. Mustafaa brainfarted, placing the television remote in the bread bin for safekeeping. brainfested adj. Of a drinker: turning an ordinary gathering into a forum for theories nobody else came to hear. Tyreef got brainfested and converted the pub quiz into a lecture on knowledge. brainfooded adj. Sharpened by drink into treating breakfast as intellectual fuel, though the resulting thoughts remain poorly powered. Rashaya got brainfooded and ate three eggs while outlining a new theory of bus timetables. brainfucked adj. Describing a drinker who has confused everyone nearby with a line of reasoning that began elsewhere. Sherrese found Johnny's account brainfucked enough to require a diagram and another drink.