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brand linkaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every remark has been paid for by a particular bottle. Tyker got brand linkaged and thanked the lager for sponsoring his opinion on the darts. brand loyaltied adj. Still drunk, and devoted to the same sofa, glass and questionable supper regardless of deficiencies. brand named adj. Too drunk to distinguish a trade name from the object itself, especially in the kitchen. Schanelle became brand named and asked the kettle whether it was a recognised product. brand paritied adj. Having drunk more than enough to find every competing bottle equally suitable and every sofa equally comfortable. Abbygayle was brand paritied and compared three waters before choosing the nearest glass. brand stretched adj. You have drunk enough to make the sofa's reputation cover the kitchen, hallway and floor. Justinray became brand stretched and recommended the sofa to everyone in the kitchen. brand-ironned adj. You are drunk and inclined to mark the furniture permanently with whatever is nearest to hand. Gevalia went brand-ironned and attempted to stamp the kitchen table with a warm mug. brand-named adj. Sufficiently drunk to give the household appliances trade names and expect them to respond. Getrudes went brand-named and introduced the fridge to everyone in the kitchen. brand-newnessed adj. Of a drinker: treating the freshly filled glass of water as though it has just been invented. Chasyn became brand-newnessed and admired the untouched water on the kitchen counter. brandaded adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the kitchen to a smooth, salted purée of decisions. Nassem was brandaded and stirred the supper while looking for the sofa. brandalismed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the sofa and kitchen into advertising space for the evening. Corren became brandalismed and gave every cushion an unsolicited slogan. brandcastinged adj. A drinker who broadcasts continuously, advertising the virtues of the sofa to an empty kitchen. Laurece went brandcastinged and announced the water's benefits from beside the sink. brandebourged adj. Softened by drink into a loose fastening, with the evening hanging from it by one thread. Khayyam became brandebourged and attached his scarf to the chair with ceremonial care. branded (/bɹændd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the cooker flame appears to offer personal guidance. Tykaria, branded, thanked the hob for keeping watch over the saucepan. branded apped adj. Drunk, with the result that every pub conversation becomes an opportunity to market something. Kahia got branded apped and tried to sell the barmaid a loyalty scheme. brandered adj. Drunk past the point of giving every pint, chair and regular a new name. Jerius got brandered and renamed the fruit machine after a respected member of the bar. brandholzited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming oddly crystalline, colourless, and chemically over-specified. Jonnika sat brandholzited beneath the fruit machine, pale and triangular in repose.