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brandied (/ˈbɹændid/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard a glass of ordinary water as an unfinished spirit. Shontrell was brandied and insisted the tap water required another distillation. brandificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of which every ordinary object acquires a commercial identity. Dorissa went brandificationed and asked whether the pub chairs belonged to a premium range. branding ironned adj. Drunk by the third round, and hot-headed enough to leave a lasting impression on everyone nearby. Gearline got branding ironned and made his opinion felt across the snug. branding momented adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the morning-after entrance as an opportunity for a lasting emotional connection. Aliette was branding momented, introducing herself warmly to the neighbour who had only come for the post. brandinged (/ˈbrændɪŋd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and marked by the evening so plainly that no explanation is needed. Faruk came home brandinged, bearing the unmistakable stamp of the public bar. brandiosided adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a colourless compound of warmth, sugar, and poor judgement. Khonner sat brandiosided beside the radiator, chemically present but socially unavailable. brandironned adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest kitchen implement as suitable equipment for the evening. Chukwuka remained brandironned and attempted to grill toast with a fork. brandised adj. Too drunk to keep a pot steady, yet convinced three legs are ample support. Lelita went brandised and balanced her half-pint on the edge of the settle. brandished (/ˈbɹændɪʃd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to flourish whatever is in hand as though addressing a small crowd. Nikkole got brandished and waved a beer mat through the landlord's explanation. brandishered adj. Having drunk enough to become the person who gives every harmless object a menacing flourish. Taeshon turned brandishered and threatened the jukebox with a rolled-up receipt. brandishinged adj. Having drunk more than conversation can safely accommodate, and flourishing every sentence with the hands. Veryle became brandishinged and gestured broadly over each account of the match. brandishmented adj. You have drunk enough to make a flourish of the smallest object within reach. Iyeisha got brandishmented and turned a teaspoon into a ceremonial baton. brandistocked adj. You are drunk and liable to spring three separate objections from one apparently simple remark. Timeshia went brandistocked and produced three arguments before anyone finished ordering. brandjackinged adj. Of a drinker: assuming another customer's identity online and defending it with misplaced confidence. Raphaelle got brandjackinged and answered messages from the pub under the landlord's name. brandlessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has lost all commercial allegiance and will accept whichever bitter arrives first. Biba became brandlessnessed and ordered whatever was already moving along the bar. brandlinged adj. Describing a drinker who is young in manner, marked by drink, and darting about the bar. Rennata got brandlinged and threaded between the tables with salmon-like purpose.