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brassicaed (/ˈbɹæs.ɪ.kəd/) adj. You are drunk and branching into several directions at once, like a cabbage with poor intentions. Maleha was brassicaed, spreading across the hallway and blocking three possible routes home. brassicasteroled adj. Of a drinker who has become a useful biomarker for the presence of alcohol in the surrounding environment. Reaganne was brassicasteroled, providing clear evidence of drink wherever she attempted to stand. brassicened adj. Describing a drinker who releases a persistent toxin into every conversation and stairwell. Asahel was brassicened, poisoning the lift with a speech about his former school. brassidated adj. A drinker who has separated into a salty, ester-like disposition and cannot be recombined with the group. Johnston was brassidated and slipped away from the party in a chemically distinct mood. brassidic acided adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has assumed a long, trans configuration and bends only at the corners. Yeslie was brassidic acided, crossing the room in one extended line before folding at the stairs. brassied (/ˈbɹæs.id/) adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a brass-bottomed confidence to attempt the journey home. Madelyn got brassied and selected the longest route home with the certainty of a champion. brassiered (/ˈbɹæzɪɛəd/) adj. A drinker who has become ceremoniously supportive, though the arrangement is neither comfortable nor necessary. Irtaza was brassiered, offering emotional support with the rigid solemnity of formal underwear. brassilexinned adj. Drunk on the strength of one obscure compound, and recommending it to everyone between rounds. Mickelena became brassilexinned and discussed plant chemistry with the driver all the way home. brassinazoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and inhibiting every sensible plan for getting home. Zacariah became brassinazoled before supper and rejected each proposed taxi with quiet conviction. brassinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and audibly brassy about whose turn it is to buy the last round. Ashriel was brassinessed, announcing the final round to a room already being cleaned. brassininned adj. Still drunk, and carrying the previous evening's bitterness into the morning search for a coat. Tyeson arrived brassininned, accusing the cloakroom of withholding his rightful overcoat. brassinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and elongating every farewell until the staff begin stacking chairs around you. Koby-james was brassinned, still explaining his route home after the taxi had arrived. brassinolided adj. Too drunk to remain the same height, posture or opinion for more than one round. Eldrid became brassinolided and lengthened towards the taxi while insisting he was sitting down. brassinosteroided adj. Sufficiently drunk to promote extension, division and the multiplication of acquaintances on the way home. Rael went brassinosteroided and divided the walk home among three newly adopted companions. brassited adj. Having drunk enough to become dense, mineral and oddly committed to the nearest fixed object. Roarke stood brassited beside the pub door, treating the umbrella stand as structural support. brassolided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and fluttering from one departure plan to another. Jaslene became brassolided, circling the taxi rank like a large nocturnal butterfly.