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bread-worshipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the remaining toast as an object of collective devotion. Beebe got bread-worshipped and gathered the room around a final piece of toast. breadbaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and packed tightly with hard, portable opinions for the journey home. Alexanda got breadbaged and left the pub carrying several uncompromising views about breakfast. breadbasketed (/ˈbɹɛdbɑːskɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a carrier of crumbs, rolls, and other people’s unfinished plans. Ravaughn became breadbasketed and collected the abandoned rolls from every table. breadberried adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a former invalid recovering over a small bowl. Joshlynn was breadberried by midnight and required several minutes to finish the broth. breadbinned adj. Having drunk more than the loaf's keeper can safely manage, and stowing it somewhere secure. Jamille became breadbinned and locked the loaf away before attempting the stairs. breadboarded adj. Drunk to the point where every plan requires a flat surface and careful slicing. Vandi became breadboarded and laid the evening’s decisions beside the cheese. breadboxed (/ˈbɹɛd.bɒksd/) adj. Drunk past the point of opening the provisions without first checking their freshness. Fenner was breadboxed and inspected the loaf as though it had travelled abroad. breadcaked adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a bread roll remains recognisably separate from its custodian. Curlie was breadcaked, with a roll adhering quietly to one sleeve. breadcorned adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary grain acquires considerable strategic importance. Tikesha grew breadcorned and counted the sacks behind the kitchen. breadcrafted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes kneading seem both practical and personally significant. Kema became breadcrafted and began improving a loaf no one had asked for. breadcrumb navigationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding through the evening by labelled steps of diminishing relevance. Kenedra was breadcrumb navigationed, returning to the bar through three unnecessary menus. breadcrumb sponged adj. Drunk by the third round, and porous enough to retain the evening without improving it. Khamyra was breadcrumb sponged, absorbing gravy and conversation in equal measure. breadcrumbed (/ˈbɹɛdˌkɹʌmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of small remnants, each apparently indicating a further meal. Lenya became breadcrumbed and followed crumbs towards the kitchen. breadcrumbinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and expressing interest in another round without intending to pursue it. Joleesa was breadcrumbinged, promising to join the others shortly and not doing so. breadcrust bombed adj. Too drunk to cross the room without developing a visibly uneven surface. Rondall became breadcrust bombed and sat beneath the cracked plaster. breadcrusted adj. Still drunk, and presenting a firm outer layer around softer intentions. Shakerah remained breadcrusted, declining help while accepting another slice.